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50 Star Wars quotes
Know them all, you do not
If you haven't watched Star Wars then this article isn't for you. In fact, pretty much the whole of this week's issue isn't for you. Then again if you have ever clapped eyes on the Star Wars films, and we're betting the majority of you have, then lucky you.
This week we have a veritable feast of Star Wars stuff on offer for you to look at, watch, read, discuss, and re-read again. And here lies 50 greatest quotes from all six (yes, all six) films.
If you're not quoting them at your colleagues after you've finished reading then you definitely don't have the force.
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Yoda - Return Of The Jedi
“When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will… More details
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Senator Palpatine – Reven…
“The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many… More details
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Governor ‘Grand Moff’ T…
“You don’t know how hard I found it, signing the order… More details
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C-3PO - Return Of The Jedi
“He’s holding a thermal detonator!” More details
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Count Dooku – Attack Of T…
“I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate…… More details
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Han Solo – A New Hope
“Great, kid. Don’t get cocky” More details
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Darth Vader - The Empire St…
“Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this.… More details
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Obi Wan Kenobi - A New Hope
“You can’t win, Darth. Strike me down, and I will… More details
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Admiral Ackbar - Return Of …
"It's a trap!" More details
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Princess Leia - A New Hope
"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?" More details
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Princess Leia - The Empire …
"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking… More details
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Yoda - Attack Of The Clones.
“Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How… More details
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Han Solo -The Empire Strike…
“Lando’s not a system he’s a man!” More details
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Obi Wan Kenobi - A New Hope
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for...” More details
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Han Solo - A New Hope
“Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops,… More details
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Luke Skywalker - A New Hope
“If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on… More details
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Yoda - The Phantom Menace
“Fear is the path to the dark side.” More details
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C-3PO - A New Hope
“Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight… More details
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Padme - Revenge Of The Sith
“Anakin, you’re breaking my heart! And you’re going… More details
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Count Dooku - Attack Of The…
"Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in… More details
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Obi Wan Kenobi - Revenge Of…
“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would… More details
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Darth Maul - The Phantom Me…
“At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we… More details
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Darth Vader - A New Hope
“I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at… More details
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The Emperor - Return Of The…
“Now, young Skywalker… you will die.” More details
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Darth Vader - A New Hope
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” More details
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Darth Sidious - Revenge Of…
“The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will… More details
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Qui-Gon Jinn - The Phantom …
"There's always a bigger fish." More details
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C-3PO - The Phantom Menace
"Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced.… More details
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Yoda - The Phantom Menace
"Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is." More details
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Chancellor Palpatine - Reve…
"Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now." More details
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Anakin Skywalker - Revenge…
"General Grievous, you're shorter than I… More details
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C-3PO - A New Hope
"Don't get technical with me. What mission? What are… More details
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Princess Leia - A New Hope
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope." More details
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Obi Wan Kenobi - A New Hope
"Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not… More details
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Princess Leia - A New Hope
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I… More details
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Han Solo - The Empire Strik…
"Laugh it up, Fuzz ball." More details
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C-3PO - The Empire Strikes …
"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an… More details
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Darth Vader - The Empire St…
"No. I am your Father." More details
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C-3PO - Return Of The Jedi
"I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears… More details
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Darth Vader - Return Of Th…
"Obi-Wan has taught you well." More details
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C-3PO - The Phantom Menace
"Oh my. Space travel sound rather perilous. I can… More details
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Han Solo - A New Hope
"One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot… More details
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Darth Vader - A New Hope
"The force is strong with this one." More details
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Han Solo – A New Hope
"Great shot kid, that was one in a million." More details
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C-3PO - A New Hope
"I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee… More details
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Obi Wan Kenobi - A New Hope
"Remember...the Force will be with you, always." More details
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Luke Skywalker - Return of …
"There is good in him. I've felt it." More details
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Darth Vader - Return of the…
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I… More details
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Obi Wan Kenobi - The Empire…
"Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way… More details
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Yoda - Revenge of the Sith
"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those… More details
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