If you haven't watched Star Wars then this article isn't for you. In fact, pretty much the whole of this week's issue isn't for you. Then again if you have ever clapped eyes on the Star Wars films, and we're betting the majority of you have, then lucky you.
This week we have a veritable feast of Star Wars stuff on offer for you to look at, watch, read, discuss, and re-read again. And here lies 50 greatest quotes from the first six (yes, all six) films.
If you're not quoting them at your colleagues after you've finished reading then you definitely don't have the force.