Good news: it doesn't mean you have to live in a sewer with a giant rat
You think I want to know how good other people's lives are?
It's as good a guess as any
Is there anything Tom Hardy can't do?
Want some adorable pictures? Course you do
And it's not "Are we going halves?"
And it's every bit as pathetic as you're imagining
"Those words. Free gift. They shoot straight through you. Hook you. Pull you in"
Are you a stable genius too?
Very nerdy, but very fun
But which others made the cut?
Go hard or go (to someone else's) home
We all feel tied to our desks
Like an absolute pro he still turned up to present the news
BLUE. MONDAY. IS. NOT. A. THING
"This is NOT a joke - final product!"
It all starts with a meme
The 'Master of None' star has released a statement
The latest dating trend to add to the list
But there are definite problems
China is definitely the winner
Get yourself the best deal
Even for Trump, this is depressingly hilarious
You'll want to pay close attention to this
We aren't going far enough
Swastikas? Not anymore
Could this be any more embarrassing?
Thinking of moving? Here's a good place to start
Forget Burger King, Wimpy is where it's at
Get your year's travels sorted
The British public have spoken
"The pain almost killed me"
As tempting as it might be
The irony meter has exploded
2018's first villain finally bows to the inevitable
And what does that even mean, anyway?
What could possibly go wrong?
Sorry, but these easily beat the real thing
Two very different Friday nights
Answer these questions and decide once and for all
It's time to say goodbye, but how?
However, there's an annoying catch
What sort of demon-child would say this?
And it's being rush-released
Don't get caught out
Hack your annual leave
Where comes out on top?
It would be funny if it wasn't actually happening
What is happening?