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Gary Ogden

Shortlist writer Gary Ogden writes about everything from movies to tax returns, fashion to office faux pas. @garyblogden

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Films

Terminator 2 co-writer on where 'Hasta la vista, baby' came from

Terminator 2 co-writer on where 'Hasta la vista, baby' came from

And Arnie admits why he hated saying "I'll be back".

Entertainment

Annoying office sounds that make you want to die, ranked

Annoying office sounds that make you want to die, ranked

Imagine how fun work would be without all the colleagues and the work.

Films

I rewatched 'The Sixth Sense' and it makes zero sense

I rewatched 'The Sixth Sense' and it makes zero sense

It's time the world woke up

Books

If Affleck's out, who can play Batman? Here are our top picks

If Affleck's out, who can play Batman? Here are our top picks

Who can fill the bat mask next?

Here's how to make sure you always leave work on time

Here's how to make sure you always leave work on time

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

An irresponsible guide to leaving your tax return until the last minute

An irresponsible guide to leaving your tax return until the last minute

Don't even START it until 31 January

Style

Best new menswear this week

Best new menswear this week

Cover up, you rude man!

A comprehensive account of exactly how drunk Santa would get on Christmas Eve

A comprehensive account of exactly how drunk Santa would get on Christmas Eve

How many sherries could he realistically handle?

Tech

My favourite video on the internet: Mike Parry doing the cinnamon challenge

My favourite video on the internet: Mike Parry doing the cinnamon challenge

Hands down the greatest thing in existence

Style

The best new menswear this week

The best new menswear this week

I scream, you scream, we ALL scream for, erm, menswear!

Food And Drink

Terrible lies: a Harvard professor has revealed we should only eat six chips per portion

Terrible lies: a Harvard professor has revealed we should only eat six chips per portion

No, we will not listen to this horrendous advice

Style

5 Christmas party looks

5 Christmas party looks

There's no excuse to be lazy in the style stakes

Style

best new menswear this week

best new menswear this week

Yummy yummy yummy yummy YUMMY!

A man has been arrested for *literally* laundering money

A man has been arrested for literally laundering money

This is good. This is very good.

Style

Best Mickey Mouse menswear

Best Mickey Mouse menswear

Clothes and that, for you and that

Style

Best new menswear this week - Nov 12

Best new menswear this week - Nov 12

Become the sexiest clothes-horse in the entire stables!

Alcohol

Ranking all the pokemon in the 'Detective Pikachu' trailer by how much you'd want to go for a pint with them

Ranking all the pokemon in the 'Detective Pikachu' trailer by how much you'd want to go for a pint with them

Not many of them, it turns out

Style

12 big coats to keep you toasty

12 big coats to keep you toasty

Wrap up warm with these recommended beauties

Style

The best new menswear you can buy this week - November 5

The best new menswear you can buy this week - November 5

Put some clothes on you dirty sod!

Music

I asked a feng shui expert to analyse Jamiroquai's 'Virtual Insanity' video to explain my long-standing unease with it

I asked a feng shui expert to analyse Jamiroquai's 'Virtual Insanity' video to explain my long-standing unease with it

Finally, I now know how that room affects the qi of the universe

Style

The best new menswear - Oct 29th

The best new menswear - Oct 29th

Kit yourself out good and proper

Films

Real horror movies to watch today

Real horror movies to watch today

These are scarier than ANYTHING in the cinema right now

Gaming

Hip Pope harnesses power of "Pokemon" to create teen appeal

Hip Pope harnesses power of "Pokemon" to create teen appeal

Religion is cool now, deal with it

Films

The 10 scariest movies ever made, according to the British public

The 10 scariest movies ever made, according to the British public

Do you agree with them?

Films

Your Halloween costume has to be horror-themed, or you're not allowed to dress up

Your Halloween costume has to be horror-themed, or you're not allowed to dress up

Sorry, I don't make the rules (except this one)

Style

The best menswear this week

The best menswear this week

Bye bye sun! Bye bye forever!

Films

Analysing every insane moment from that ridiculous Sylvester Stallone pen advert

Analysing every insane moment from that ridiculous Sylvester Stallone pen advert

Stallone makes pens now, and they are MAJESTIC

Style

Best new menswear - Oct 15

Best new menswear - Oct 15

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes - mostly covered with clothes this week

Style

12 great watches under £200

12 great watches under £200

Want a watch on a budget? Look no further

Films

There's an extremely surprising new candidate to be the next to play Bond

There's an extremely surprising new candidate to be the next to play Bond

Way better than Henry Cavill

Food And Drink

Medicines, that taste delicious

Medicines, that taste delicious

Remembering a time when you actually enjoyed being ill

Style

The best new menswear - Oct 8th

The best new menswear - Oct 8th

Our weekly assault on your relentless desire to be naked

Style

The best new menswear you can buy this week – October 1

The best new menswear you can buy this week – October 1

Cover up your embarrassing tattoos with these lovely garments

Food And Drink

UK airport spends £1.25 million on sniffer dogs, they end up finding sausages

UK airport spends £1.25 million on sniffer dogs, they end up finding sausages

Money well spent!

Style

The best new menswear you can buy this week – September 24

The best new menswear you can buy this week – September 24

Wear and share (don't share)

Style

The best new menswear you can buy this week – September 17

The best new menswear you can buy this week – September 17

DUCK! INCOMING CLOTHES ROUND-UP HEADING YOUR WAY!