Gary Ogden

Shortlist writer and "the least woke person in the office", Gary Ogden, likes horror movies, Cheestrings, tapping his leg under the desk, "having a drink", hiding from responsibility, screaming into the mirror whenever he is alone, and assorted other things. Mainly the screaming thing though. @garyblogden

Latest Posts

  • A heartfelt ode to simple yet pointless joy of completing something
    Opinion

    How our obsession with 'completing' stuff can become a thrilling but damaging burden

    Football stickers, Pogs, computer games - all pointless!

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published
  • This is the real reason Christian Ronaldo is growing a goatee beard during the World Cup
    Grooming

    This is the real reason Cristiano Ronaldo is growing a goatee beard during the World Cup

    It's a bad look, so why is he doing it?

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published
  • Watch Michael B Jordan recreate an iconic Muhammad Ali image in new Creed II trailer
    Films

    Watch Michael B Jordan recreate an iconic Muhammad Ali moment in new Creed II trailer

    Is that Drago's son we spy?

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published
  • Everything you need to know about the latest $30million cryptocurrency hack 1
    News

    Everything you need to know about the latest $30million cryptocurrency hack

    That'll teach you for having internet money!

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published
  • Glastonbury crowd
    Films

    Here's the first trailer for the new movie from the creators of 'The Inbetweeners'

    'The Festival' is going to take you back to those youthful, hedonistic - and horrible - weekends

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published
  • Britain is officially running out of beer and fizzy drinks
    Food & Drink

    Britain is officially running out of beer and fizzy drinks

    Everybody panic: This is not a drill

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published
  • Introducing the 'Donug' - a cross between a donut and a chicken nugget
    Food & Drink

    Introducing the 'Donug', your new favourite food

    Today, in stupid food that is pointless and dumb yet needs to be in your mouth immediately

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published
  • Will Ferrell is about to confuse the whole world by making a movie about Eurovision
    Films

    Will Ferrell is about to confuse the whole world by making a movie about Eurovision

    Why? Not sure. Into it? Yes.

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published
  • Sculptor heartbroken as Ronaldo statue replaced by another one that looks nothing like Ronaldo
    World Cup

    That terrible Ronaldo statue has been replaced by another one that looks nothing like Ronaldo

    The original sculptor is reportedly heartbroken

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published
  • Seth MacFarlane and Judd Apatow lead explosive backlash against Fox News: "I’m embarrassed to work for the company"
    TV

    Seth MacFarlane and Judd Apatow lead explosive backlash against Fox News

    Uh oh, not all is well in La-La Land

    Posted by
    Gary Ogden
    Published