"What f*cking kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?" Well Tony, you're the kind of human being that's committed enough crimes someone on the internet made an infographic about it.
It's just as well Tony Soprano never faced trail for all of 'business' he conducted in the 86 episodes of The Sopranos.
As the exacting minds of Instant Checkmate have documented in this chart, had Tony been charged for each of his murders, accounts of battery and questionable tax returns, he'd have spent more than a few life-times in New Jersey's penitentiary.
Here are the gangster's full list of offences, documented by the episode. The loveable scamp.