The coolest new super cars of the Geneva Motor Show 2016

We're sorry to break it to you, but you're almost certainly never going to drive a single one of these cars.

Shown off in the cavernous halls of the Geneva Motor Show 2016, these dream machines are for the one per cent - the capitalist fat cats and footballers of this world who are happy to throw a few million at an investment that depletes in value the moment you drive it home. But good lord are they good looking...

From a new Bugatti to the latest Aston Martin, feast your eyes on the coolest super cars of the year.

Bugatti Chiron

• 0-60 mph in less than 2.5 seconds
• 1,500 horsepower from an eight-liter, W16 engine
• Limited top speed of 261mph
• The fastest road car ever made?

Koenigsegg Regera

• 1,500bhp from a hybrid electric motor and twin-tubro V8 
• 0-62mph takes 2.8 seconds
• 0-249mph in 20 seconds

Aston Martin DB11

•  5.2-litre twin-turbo V12
• Four seats (but who the heck wants to be in the back?
• Top speed of 200mph and a 0-62mph time of 3.9 seconds

2017 Chevy Corvette Grand Sport

•  LT1 V8 engine
• 0-62 mph in 3.9 seconds
• You can by special graphics for it. Honestly

Pagani Huayra BC

• 730 hp V-12 twin-turbo engine
• Only 20 to be made, costing $2.7 million apiece
• 0-60mph in three seconds

2016 Ferrari GTC4 Lusso

• 6.3-litre V12
• 0-62mph in 3.4 seconds
• 208mph top speed

Jaguar F-Type SVR

• 200mph top speed
• 567bhp 5.0-litre supercharged V8 engine
• 0-60mph in 3.5 seconds

McLaren 570GT

• 562-horsepower, twin-turbocharged V-8 engine
• 0-62 mph in 3.4 seconds
• Top speed of 204 mph