The coolest new super cars of the Geneva Motor Show 2016

We're sorry to break it to you, but you're almost certainly never going to drive a single one of these cars

The coolest new super cars of the Geneva Motor Show 2016

We're sorry to break it to you, but you're almost certainly never going to drive a single one of these cars.

Shown off in the cavernous halls of the Geneva Motor Show 2016, these dream machines are for the one per cent - the capitalist fat cats and footballers of this world who are happy to throw a few million at an investment that depletes in value the moment you drive it home. But good lord are they good looking...

From a new Bugatti to the latest Aston Martin, feast your eyes on the coolest super cars of the year.

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Bugatti Chiron

  • 0-60 mph in less than 2.5 seconds
  • 1,500 horsepower from an eight-liter, W16 engine
  • Limited top speed of 261mph
  • The fastest road car ever made?

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Koenigsegg Regera

  • 1,500bhp from a hybrid electric motor and twin-tubro V8 
  • 0-62mph takes 2.8 seconds
  • 0-249mph in 20 seconds

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Aston Martin DB11

  •  5.2-litre twin-turbo V12
  • Four seats (but who the heck wants to be in the back?
  • Top speed of 200mph and a 0-62mph time of 3.9 seconds

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2017 Chevy Corvette Grand Sport

  •  LT1 V8 engine
  • 0-62 mph in 3.9 seconds
  • You can by special graphics for it. Honestly

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Pagani Huayra BC

  • 730 hp V-12 twin-turbo engine
  • Only 20 to be made, costing $2.7 million apiece
  • 0-60mph in three seconds

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2016 Ferrari GTC4 Lusso

  • 6.3-litre V12
  • 0-62mph in 3.4 seconds
  • 208mph top speed

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Jaguar F-Type SVR

  • 200mph top speed
  • 567bhp 5.0-litre supercharged V8 engine
  • 0-60mph in 3.5 seconds

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McLaren 570GT

  • 562-horsepower, twin-turbocharged V-8 engine
  • 0-62 mph in 3.4 seconds
  • Top speed of 204 mph