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20 Pieces Of Wisdom From Superbad

20 Pieces Of Wisdom From Superbad

20 Pieces Of Wisdom From Superbad

Judd Apatow movies are chocker block with advice. Whether you follow that advice, however, is entirely and utterly up to you. You can see where we're going here, can't you? We're distancing ourselves from the following pearls of (potential) wisdom from Superbad.

So please, don't shoot the messenger. Just shoot the flaming cop car, pistol held sideways. "Tight..."

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1.

"Read a fucking book for once"

Fogell


2.

"Ya see, Michaels, when ever there's a call for a bar, you take it"

Officer Slater


3.

"Stay out of bars"

Officer Michaels


4.

"Take a bit from every bottle"

Seth


5.

"I'm stepping up. And once I'm up, I don't step back down"

Seth


6.

"You said you'd do it, so do it"

Evan


7.

" Fuck thinking! We need to act!"

Seth


8.

"Just like a woman. Even after you're dead, they want to tear your heart out"

Officers Michaels and Slater


9.

"Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam"

Seth


10.

"Take off that vest. You look like Aladdin"

Evan


11.

"Chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe"

Evan


12.

"You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours"

Jules


13.

""You don't want to meet a chick in a bar man...you gotta go to other places. You gotta go to spin class, a farmer's market...just somewhere social, non-threatening"

Officer Michaels


14.

"You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it and it feels awesome"

Seth


15.

"Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times"

Officer Michaels


16.

"I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work"

Seth


17.

"People don't forget"

Seth


18.

"It's just beer"

Officer Michaels


19.

"I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all"

Evan


20.

"Enjoy your remaining years"

Seth