STOP: Don't grow a beard before you've studied this list.
The pair's Top 10 Facial Hair Options list combs through the various moustache, goatee and beard options available to the discerning face-fuzz cultivator.
Interestingly, the Charlie Chaplin/Adolf Hitler option is one of many "difficult" styles that are ranked at #6 in the list, and is therefore better than the Soul Patch, Chinstrap and No-'Stache Goatee.
Actually, perhaps that's fair?
Take a look at the below and see what you think. View the full Top 10, with Androsky's commentary, here.
CLEAN SHAVEN (a.k.a. Babyface, a.k.a. My Job as a Waiter at the Cheesecake Factory Won’t Allow Me to Be a Real Man)
The No-’Stache Goatee (a.k.a. the Buffalo Wild Wings, a.k.a. Midwest Baseball Jamboree)
The Moustache (a.k.a. the Nose Coze, a.k.a. the Lip Quilt)
THE FULL-GROWN-ASS MAN BEARD (a.k.a. Perfection)
Read the full list over at The Bold Italic.