It’s got to be on most people’s bucket lists: getting a full-on, foul-mouthed roasting from none other than Gordon Ramsay. His insults are legendary and have gone down in the halls of meme history.
And fans of automasochism can now recreate that wonderful feeling of being personally degraded with the new Gordon Ramsay tool on Alexa. If you’re one of the 20 million people who has Alexa in your home, all you have to do is say: “Alexa, enable Gordon Ramsay,” then tell Gordon what dish you’ve made, and he’ll give you his best critique.
You’d just better fucking hope your cooking is up to his standards.
Some of Gordon’s replies include: “Do you hear that noise in the background? It’s your fucking smoke detector you doughnut” and: “How can you do this to food… and fucking sleep at night?”
Here’s a taste of his feedback:
Gordon himself even tweeted about the update this morning, saying: “Hey UK fans, listen up! I’m now available on your Alexa enabled devices! Just say “Alexa, enable Gordon Ramsay” to get started today. Hope you enjoy Gx #GordonOnAlexa”
Ramsay also partnered up with Amazon for a high-profile ad during the Super Bowl. The spot, co-starring Cardi B and Rebel Wilson, is actually pretty funny. You can watch it here:
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And speaking to PopSugar, Ramsay recently revealed his three most-hated food trends. He talked about his hatred for fucking foams, bastard Wagyu and truffle oil.
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