Big Night In: All the unmissable TV and movies you should watch this weekend

It’s Christmas in a couple of days, which means you’ll be watching way more television than usual - this is what you do at Christmas. You eat, you sleep, and you watch. It is the true meaning behind this most meaningless of public holidays.

But get involved, I say, and have a watch of some of these dudes - they’re great, I’ll stake my non-existent reputation on it.

New at ‘The Pictures’

1. 1.'Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle'

2. 2.'Pitch Perfect 3'

New on streaming services

1. 1.'John Wick: Chapter 2'

2. 2.'Krampus'

On the good old-fashioned idiot box

Friday

1. 1.'No One Lives'

Sunday

1. 1.'Lady Vengeance'

Christmas Day

1. 1.'First Dates At Christmas'

2. 2.'Doghouse'

Anyway, happy *sigh* Christmas, I guess. Can’t wait for 2018.

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