The weather outside might be frightful (but the fire is so delightful) - but there's no excuse to sit in your Christmas jumper from now until April. Why would you, when there are so many expressive, rude, thoughtful, funny and evocative slogan T-shirts you could be wearing?
Throw them over a long-sleeved top, put them under a cardigan or even wear them under your Christmas jumper if you really have to, but don't make the mistake of thinking that slogan tees aren't perfect for winter.
Here are some of our absolute favourites...
AllPosters Grumpy Cat
On those Monday mornings when we just don't want to be disturbed and can't quite contort our faces into a grimace worthy of the Grumpy Cat, this unwelcoming tee will do the trick for you.
Blimey Slogan T-shirt
Though there aren't many people around who still say 'blimey', apart from, perhaps, Lord Sugar, we think the rarity of the statement makes it ever more powerful.
Marc By Marc Jacobs Slogan T-shirt
When the sun is shining and you want a cheerful, positive tee to match your mood, pick this. Although you should know that there's nothing on the back in case it all goes tits up.
DC Comics Na Na Na Batman T-Shirt
Why wear a boring old T-shirt of Batman's face when you can make every single passerby break into song the minute they see you?
AllPosters Element Of Surprise
Science geeks and slogan aficionados alike will be delighted by the periodic table reference presented on this T-shirt.
Rad Don't Wake Me Up T-shirt
Less Avicii, more 'how much longer can I reasonably press snooze for?'.
BY PARRA THE BAND SUCKED TEE BLACK
There's nothing sure to anger you more than when those pricey concert tickets were just not worth the hype - so rather than have to explain why you're glowering at your screen the next morning at work, wear this instead.
We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Jaws T-Shirt
For as long as there have been movies, there have been slogan T-shirts (well, not really, but for a long time in any case). And there aren't many movie quotes more memorable than this Jaws one...
Cookie Monster Eat More Cookies T-Shirt
Slightly childish, perhaps, but if we're told by a T-shirt to eat more cookies, then obey we shall.
Toxic Fox On It Like A Car Bonnet
For those times when you want to sound like a) a member of the Geordie Shore cast, b) a 16-year-old boy in his first nightclub or c) a 50-year-old trying to sound young and hip, this T-shirt will have you covered.
Your Turn Slogan T-Shirt
When other people's stupidity takes its toll on you, just raise your eyebrow and let your T-shirt do the talking.
Diesel Slogan T-shirt
If you liked Hangman as a kid, then you'll love this. And no, it doesn't always have to be a naughty word.
Hype Slogan T-Shirt
Sometimes you just need a motivational slogan to get you through the day, and this one will help you look stylish as well as pepping you up.
Nun DMC T-Shirt
The standard Run DMC T-shirts have been doing the rounds for years, but we can't be alone in much preferring this version of the classic print.
Rad Kanye T-shirt
Arrogant, erratic and unpredictable, Kanye is one of our unlikely heros, so why wouldn't we want to wear his name on our chests? Plus, we can't afford Yeezys, so this will have to do.
Who Ya Gonna Call Ghostbusters T-Shirt
All together now... Ghostbusters!
Adventure Time Jake I'm A Shirt T-Shirt
It's stating the obvious, sure, but isn't that the whole point of a slogan tee?
Rad Popeye T-shirt
Can't be bothered to lift weights or go to the gym? Maybe, just maybe, you can get away with wearing this as a muscly statement instead.
Mr Grumpy I Had Fun Once T-Shirt
Even though we're well aware that the Mr. Men series was marketed at kids several decades younger than us, we're still partial to a Mr. Grumpy tee now and again.
Rad Whatever T-shirt
The ultimate comeback - and you don't even need to make the effort to say it. Just point at this bad boy and you're golden.