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The coolest obituary ever

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Although it's the industry standard to bathe a corpse in flowers at a funeral, such floral extravagance isn't to everyone's taste.

Take John E. “Jack” Jones of Glenside, Pennsylvania. He didn't want everyone wasting their money on a wreath spelling the word 'Daddy', he wanted his bereaved loved ones to spend their money on something worthwhile. Like going to see the new James Bond movie.

Read below and then use it an excuse to go see Skyfall again:

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