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30 best movie insults
Picture the scene: you've just stubbed your toe and it's the same damn toe you stubbed last week. There's no one to blame but that stupid, smug table leg. But you're sick of shouting random swears at the thing. It's clearly not making a difference to its attitude.
Fear not. Cinema is here to help. Again.
As well as teaching us how to inspire others (preferably disadvantaged schoolkids), films also give us a wide variety of inventive insults to utilise in extremely necessary situations. We've assembled 30 of the best below.
Let us know if we've missed off your favourite at the bottom.
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Planes, Trains and Automobiles
"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the John and… More details
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Gangs Of New York
“I don’t give a tuppeny fuck about your moral… More details
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Bad Santa
“You’re an emotional f*cking cripple. Your soul is… More details
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Swimming With Sharks
“You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't… More details
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The Witches Of Eastwick
"You are physically repulsive, intellectually… More details
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The Princess Bride
"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll… More details
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Toy Story
"You are a sad strange little man, and you have my… More details
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The Breakfast Club
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his… More details
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Full Metal Jacket
“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the… More details
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Get Carter
"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked… More details
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E.T.
"It was nothing like that, penis-breath!” More details
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A Fish Called Wanda
"You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant,… More details
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The Wizard Of Oz
"You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of… More details
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9 to 5
"You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical… More details
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Monty Python And The Holy G…
"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you… More details
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The 40-Year-Old Virgin
"If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more… More details
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There Will Be Blood
"You're just the afterbirth, Eli, slithered out on… More details
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Scarface
"Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging… More details
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Three Amigos
"You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig,… More details
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Con Air
"You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white… More details
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The War Of The Roses
"When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I… More details
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Step Brothers
"I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as… More details
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Quadrophenia
"Yeah I'll tell you what you can do with your… More details
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In Bruges
"Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole… More details
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Bridesmaids
"You look like an old mop." More details
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The Big Lebowski
"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your… More details
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Carlito's Way
"What, you think you like me? You ain't like me… More details
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Misery
"Eat it till you choke, you sick, twisted f*ck!" More details
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The Silence Of The Lambs
“You know what you look like to me, with your good bag… More details
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Willy Wonka And The Chocola…
"You’re a crook! You’re a cheat and a swindler!… More details
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