30 best movie insults

"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the John and watch you take a leak"

“I don’t give a tuppeny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit sack.”

“You’re an emotional f*cking cripple. Your soul is dogsh*t. Every single f*cking thing about you is ugly.”

“You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you.”

"You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick."

"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."

"You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity."

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”

"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow."

"It was nothing like that, penis-breath!”

"You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole."

"You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!"

"You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot"

"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground."

"You're just the afterbirth, Eli, slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in glass jar on a mantelpiece. "

"Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever f*ck."

"You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!"

"You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception."

"When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in."

"I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home"

"Yeah I'll tell you what you can do with your eye-teeth and your job, you can take the mail and the frankin machine and all that other rubbish I have to go about with and you can stuff them right up your arse!"

"Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world."

"You look like an old mop."

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"

"What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherfucker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse."

"Eat it till you choke, you sick, twisted f*ck!"

“You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling?

"You’re a crook! You’re a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy’s hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You’re an inhuman monster!"