One half blade, one half cutting board, the Clever Cutter was cast into this world from the heavens as a gift to humanity, as the saviour of our peoples, as the hero we both need and deserve.
Available on Amazon for a hefty £27, the device is described as a "2-in-1 food chopper" and is definitely something that was envisioned by a ten-year-old.
Despite the seemingly flawed concept (how can you sharpen the knife? Won't you get RSI?), the device has a 4 star average from over 55 reviewers, meaning it might actually work.