Heading to the Far East to make a fortune in daft adverts where nobody you know can see you, is no longer a smart move. The interwebamaphone catches up with you in the end.
Hang your head in shame then, Master Yoda, for this display of selling out to a Japanese noodle brand.
Director: "Then, at the end of the commercial you say: "May the force be with Japan" and your stomach growls, while a Cup Noodles floats in front of you."
Yoda: "Do this, I shall."