There are a variety of words that well-trained dogs are able to understand.
Sit, walkies, stay, play dead... the usual, predictable reactions. Well, prepare for your mind to be a little bit blown. An anonymous owner managed to teach his dog Ethan (yes, that is an awesome name for a dog) to recognise the word 'penalty'.
Not only that but his immediate response is to show off his hugely impressive goalkeeper skills.
Someone. Sign. Him. Now.