A red brick mansion, with indoor swimming pool.
A 14-bedroom Georgian country hotel.
A five-bedroom converted farm house, with 20 acres of land.
All properties you could pick up for the same price as a 10ft-wide two-bedroom house that recently went on sale in South London.
After the slimline £800,000 Dulwich home caused Londoners to issue an all too familiar groan, we had a poke around on RightMove.co.uk to twist the knife further, compiling a list of properties outside the UK capital that fetch the same sum.
Have a look through the options below, and ask yourself whether the bright lights of London are really worth the inflated prices.
[H/T: Evening Standard, though several of these properties are over £800,000]
The Dulwich squeeze
- Two bedrooms, two bathrooms
- Gallery-style kitchen
- The smallest garden you've ever seen
- £800,000
Forss House Hotel, Caithness, Scotland
- Georgian Grade B listed house built in 1810
- 14 bedrooms
- Features its own bar and 16 acres of woodland
- £800,000
Modern beach escape, Carbis Bay, St Ives
- Three bedrooms, all en suite
- Panoramic sea views
- £800,000
Converted farm house, Alston, Cumbria
- Nine bedroom property
- Five bathrooms
- Separate holiday cottage
- £799,500
Converted farmhouse, Great Altcar, Lancashire
- Indoor swimming pool
- Snooker hall
- Indoor jacuzzi
- £800,000
Five bedroom mansion, Gunnislake, Cornwall
- It's got its own two-storey barn
- Five massive bedrooms
- Incredible local views
- £800,000