You've actually managed to land a spot on your all-time favourite TV quiz show, The Wheel of Fortune.
You're a bag of nerves. God this is exciting.
Don't mess up.
First topic: Around the house. Awesome. You live in a house - you're going to nail this.
You could drown a kitten in you armpits right now.
Don't mess up.
The letters are coming up... there's a G. And a hyphen. That first word could be wood... YOU'VE GOT IT.
Wait... what? That's not even a thing. How would that even work? You have just given permission for friends, family and strangers who've just witnessed that cataclysmic mess of an answer to bait you with jokes for the rest of your life.
"How's the steam-powered fridge Taylor?"
"Having much luck with the waterwheel fridge ladies?"
"Need to borrow my microwave, or do you still not have electricity?"
Damn Wheel of Fortune. Pointless is much better anyway...
[Via: Geekologie]