We're going to go out on a limb here and guess that none of you are going to buy the new Porsche Panamera.
It costs the better part of £80,000, it's got four doors - which is just silly on a Porsche - and... well, it's got a name like an Italian cake.
No, what you're going to want to buy is the Panamera Turbo. Because sticking a Turbo in any car is the equivalent of sticking a sparkler in any kind of drink (it just improves it), and because of a clever wing. Just look at it...
When the Panamera Turbo starts sticking down some serious speed, that wing unfolds like a majestic Iron Man erection, adding additional surface area to the rear of the car, helping the rear wheels grip the road.
It's a thing of beauty. We want it. You want it. But for now, we'll just have to dribble over it in this latest video.
We can still play the Euro Millions, right? The Brexit didn't take that away from us yet...
