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Just 13 reptiles that look like Michael Gove

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Dave Fawbert
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Michael Gove. Is he really a human?

He appears to be unable to clap like a human. He is unable to drink like a human. And, given his Machiavellian behaviour in the wake of the Referendum result, he’s almost certainly cold blooded.

No, it’s clear to us that Michael Gove does not belong amongst us homo sapiens.

And, if any more evidence were needed that Michael Gove were, in fact, a reptile, then look no further than our 11 examples below.

Komodo Dragon / Michael Gove

Crocodile / Michael Gove

Chameleon / Michael Gove

Iguana / Michael Gove

Blacktail Rattlesnake / Michael Gove

Frill Necked Lizard / Michael Gove

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Blue tongued skink / Michael Gove

Bush viper / Michael Gove

Blue headed agama lizard / Michael Gove

Komodo dragon / Michael Gove

Alligator / Michael Gove

Tortoise / Michael Gove

Donald Trump / Michael Gove

AND HERE’S A BONUS FISH-A-LIKE:

Unknown Fish / Michael Gove

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Dave Fawbert

ShortList.com staff writer Dave’s primary passions are pop, prose, punning and power ballads (and alliteration). A lower division football enthusiast and long-suffering cricket fan, he is one of only 110 people followed on Twitter by Chas Hodges from Chas ‘n’ Dave. Follow Dave on Twitter like Chas: @davefawbert

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