He f*cked the country and didn't even buy it dinner, and now the former UKIP leader is trying out a new guise in the form of a patchy moustache.
Why has he done this you ask? Maybe he's following the current facial hair trend set by male model Ricki Hall. Maybe he actually feels a bit silly about that whole NHS bus debacle and is looking for a new identity. Whatever his intentions are, he really needs to stay away from ice cream vans and playgrounds while he has that fuzzy caterpillar crawling along his top lip.
He's not the only famous face to fail at facial hair though. Here are 10 other abominations that send shiver up and down our spines:
Michael Phelps
James Franco
After filming The Interview, Kim Jong-Un must've had Franco shot with some sort of mind melting ray made from the blood of unicorns they say they have. Only explanation.
Michael Cera
Ryan Gosling
Michael Owen
Ashton Kutcher
John Travolta
Ian Beale
Jared Leto
Channing Tatum
