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Survive a zombie invasion with these 8 Black Friday buys

Your survival might depend on Black Friday, who'd have thought it?

Survive a zombie invasion with these 8 Black Friday buys
28 November 2019

What would you do if you found yourself in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? Given the precarious nature of world affairs at the moment, the concept of impending doom isn’t beyond the realms of possibility.

So, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to prepare in the only way we know how - track down the best Black Friday deals that will see us through an onslaught of the undead. Sure, in the midst of an apocalypse consumerism might be the last thing on your mind, but trust us, this is all part of a long-term survival strategy.


Yes, we really have gone as far as creating a list of 8 Black Friday deals to survive a zombie invasion - you can thank us later.


Bear with us as we try to set the scene: the world is in turmoil (ok, no need to imagine for that one) following a flesh-eating virus that’s seen swathes of the population become ravenous zombies. You’ve survived, congratulations on that, but now what do you do?!


5 Black Friday Deals to survive a zombie invasion

In a treacherous world overrun with violence, flesh eating monsters and a small number of people who claim to be survivalists (but we think just got lucky), these are the Black Friday deals you need to stock up on now in order to survive. It’s pretty much official government guidance.


Now, our aim is to help you channel your inner Shaun and see things through to the very end (but we couldn't face seeing you wreck classic vinyl in the process), so the addition of cricket bats and frozen sustenance should do the trick.


It might also be worth investing in a first aid kit - we just thought that was kind of dull so didn’t put it on the list. Although if it tickles your fancy, there’s currently 41% off, just saying.


  • Not sure you really want to survive the apocalypse? It might be best to keep an eye on our best Black Friday deals page for the latest and greatest offers to enjoy right now.
  • It might also be worth checking out the best Black Friday wearable deals, just to keep track of how high your heart rate goes whilst being chased by the undead.


Best Price
Best Price
ALLPOWERS Solar Charger
£163.99
When one finds themselves in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, chances are power will be the first thing to go. Precisely why this 3-in-1 solar charger with dual USB port is where our money's at. It folds up into a compact case and can charge everything from a laptop to a car battery. It's a winner.
Buy now on Amazon
save your life
save your life
Cornetto classico 6 pack
£3
As any half decent zombie escapee (or Shaun of the Dead fan) will know, Cornettos are the true food of survivors. This offering will not only fuel you through those sleepless nights, but help you channel your inner Shaun James Riley.
Buy now on Amazon
save 15%
save 15%
Holy Stone HS110D Drone with Camera
£72.24
Now you've got power sorted, this drone will help keep an eye out for sneaky zombies (can zombies even sneak?) Boasting a high-quality camera that can capture live video, this quad-copter can be controlled from any smartphone. There's also 15% off over Black Friday which is a bonus.
Buy now on Amazon
Save face (and 53%)
Save face (and 53%)
2018 Gray Nicolls Velocity XP 1 cricket bat
£27.99
Now, it wouldn't be a list of survival equipment unless you added a cricket bat to the list. Part weapon, part kindling in case of emergency, this offering has an impressive 53% off its original price.
Buy now on All Rounder Cricket
save 33%
save 33%
Bibury 5-in-1 Multitool
£10.79
Now it's time to think about practicality, because let's face it, in the midst of a zombie invasion everything is bound to break. This is where a multi-tool comes in handy. This offerings currently has an impressive 33% off and has five functions: a saw, can opener, general openers, screwdriver (with a 9-in-1-bit set) and pliers. Handyman duties sorted.
Buy now on Amazon
save 79%
save 79%
Deeplee Camping Mat
£14.38
When it comes to a zombie invasion, you'll likely find yourself in weird and uncomfortable environments. Whether you find yourself in a forest or on a concrete floor, this light weight, inflatable roll mat will definitely come in handy. Featuring a built in pillow and easy inflation, there's a whopping 79% off it at the moment, so snap it up while it lasts.
Buy now on Amazon
save 11%
save 11%
Red Parker ballpoint pen
£7.99
As any true survivor will know, a red ball point pen is an essential. Whether it's for plunging into the necks of zombies or writing your final will and testament, this is a pen even Shaun would be proud of.
Buy now on Amazon
save 29%
save 29%
Wishouse Two Way Radios
£17.00
Now it's time for communication. Featuring something called an 'auto squelch system' to reduce background noise, these two-way radios are a must for communicating with other survivors (or even to tell your better half to run the bath from the comfort of the sofa). There's also a 30-day money back guarantee, so if the predicted apocalypse doesn't occur in the next 29 days, you still have time to return them.
Buy now on Amazon