Harry Styles, big popstar, nice-hair-having man, great shirt-wearer.
Also, soon-to-have-a-smash-hit-album-releaser. His first album, Harry Styles, has been given the release date of May 12, 2017. And he’s released the fancy cover art, look:
Quite good, that, actually. But I noticed something when looking at it. I noticed, that it looks a bit like he's sliding down a water flume, doesn't it. And lo and behold, I contacted the record company, who sent me some zoomed out shots, and look, I was right:
Look, even the back cover of the album is taken from the same water park:
Water doesn’t look very nice, does it? Probably because they used an abandoned water slide – rock and roll, innit:
The wacky world of popstars and their debut albums, eh? What will they think of next?