That’s right everyone; it’s New Meme Time again! Get out your rhyming Becktionary, get brainstorming and pray to your deity of choice that no one else has beaten you to it.
This one follows an extremely simple and potentially infinite formula, which by our measure gives it a life span of 48 more hours. Here’s your handy guide:
“First of all,” + [Counterpoint that directly contradicts “Statement!” while also in some way undermining its intent.]
Then you just post, sit back and wait for the likes and presumably money to roll in.
Confused? Here are a few of the funniest examples so far.
"When am I gonna see you again"— ASHA. (@ashawarsamee) October 14, 2017
First of all, you saw me by accident.
"Wow, you're up early for once"— Hanz (@DrawHanz) October 16, 2017
First of all, I haven't gone to sleep
“You read my message but didn’t reply”— Jennifer (@Jennifer_Blaize) October 16, 2017
First of all I didn’t mean to read it
“I love it when I make your eyes roll back”— s boogie and 68 others (@saikwonboogie) October 15, 2017
First of all babe, I’m possessed
“Why you ain’t text me back”— B*tch Code 💅🏻 (@TheTumblrPosts) October 6, 2017
First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax.
Crossover memes? You bet we’ve got crossover memes.
bitches be like “take off your jacket”— Adriel (@ayeedriel_) October 14, 2017
okay first of all, mans not hot
And, obviously, the brands are getting involved.
“Are you still watching"— Netflix US (@netflix) October 15, 2017
First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough
Happy memeing! Get your fill before the Alt Right ruins it.