To commiserate the 45th presidential inauguration, London-based duo Alex Cooper and Joe Prytherych have reimagined the classic card game Top Trumps to highlight the almighty grossness of Trump.
The game features the likes of Builder Trump, terrifying Daddy Trump and Locker Room Trump.
Skills include grabbing p***y, being Vlad’s bae and being rarely constructive.
It’s a game clinically proven to narrow children’s minds and encourage greater divisions between family and friend.
To come up trumps, you simple outdo your opponent by comparing card values or deiscreetly aligning yourself with the alt-right.
In an effort to brighten up ‘a shitter of a day’, they’ve released the game today. Available here.