Punny Fantasy Football team names for every Premier League club

It’s that time of year again.

At last, you’re now able to pick your fantasy football team for the new season and, with a new draft-based game and a Free Hit chip, it’s getting all quite complicated, so we wanted to take some of the effort out.

We want to make sure you get it right when fulfilling the most important task: no, not keeping your team within budget - picking a pun for the team name.

We’ve picked out options for every single Premier League team, so you’ve got no excuse for not copying us blindly without giving it a second thought.

So, without further ado, and with thanks to the collective brains of the ShortList office (and our mates who we’ve cribbed off), here are your options.

Oh, and we know some of the most popular fantasy football games have a character limit, but don’t blame us…

Arsenal

Watch Me Whip. Now Watch Elneny

Özil Gummidge

Bournemouth

Mings Can Only Get Better

I’m Not Aké (I Promise)

Brighton & Hove Albion

It’s a Knockaert

Groß Pointe Blank

Burnley

Defour Horsemen

Marney and Mee

Cardiff City

Reid All About It

Damour Damerrier

Chelsea

Done Up Like a Kepa

Giroud Sandstorm

Crystal Palace

Scott Dann, You Don’t Have to Put on the Red Light

Sorloth, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Cabaye

Everton

Bešić Instinct

Three-O Walcott

Fulham

Schürrle You Can’t be Seri-ous

Le Marchand of Venice

Huddersfield Town

The Absolute Mooy

Löwe Not a FIghter

Leicester

Fuchs Force Five

Can Iborra a Phelan

Liverpool

Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

Enter Shaqiri

Mo Mane, Mo Problems

Manchester City

Ederson Volleys

Sugar, We’re Gundogan

Climate Change Denayer

Manchester United

An Ecumenical Mata

Rojo’s Modern Life

Newcastle United

A Night in Lascelles

You’re in Diamé Now

Southampton

Alfa Romeu

Forster the People

Tottenham

Alderweireld’s a Stage

Red Lloris, Yellow Lloris

Watford

The Britos Empire

Ain’t No Holebas Girl

West Ham United

Diop it Like It’s Hot

Dead Perez

Wolves

Put Dendoncker on it

Salt and Vinagre

(Images: Rex Features/Getty/Frinkiac)