It’s that time of year again.
At last, you’re now able to pick your fantasy football team for the new season and, with a new draft-based game and a Free Hit chip, it’s getting all quite complicated, so we wanted to take some of the effort out.
We want to make sure you get it right when fulfilling the most important task: no, not keeping your team within budget - picking a pun for the team name.
We’ve picked out options for every single Premier League team, so you’ve got no excuse for not copying us blindly without giving it a second thought.
So, without further ado, and with thanks to the collective brains of the ShortList office (and our mates who we’ve cribbed off), here are your options.
Oh, and we know some of the most popular fantasy football games have a character limit, but don’t blame us…
Arsenal
Watch Me Whip. Now Watch Elneny
Özil Gummidge
Bournemouth
Mings Can Only Get Better
I’m Not Aké (I Promise)
Brighton & Hove Albion
It’s a Knockaert
Groß Pointe Blank
Burnley
Defour Horsemen
Marney and Mee
Cardiff City
Reid All About It
Damour Damerrier
Chelsea
Done Up Like a Kepa
Giroud Sandstorm
Crystal Palace
Scott Dann, You Don’t Have to Put on the Red Light
Sorloth, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Cabaye
Everton
Bešić Instinct
Three-O Walcott
Fulham
Schürrle You Can’t be Seri-ous
Le Marchand of Venice
Huddersfield Town
The Absolute Mooy
Löwe Not a FIghter
Leicester
Fuchs Force Five
Can Iborra a Phelan
Liverpool
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
Enter Shaqiri
Mo Mane, Mo Problems
Manchester City
Ederson Volleys
Sugar, We’re Gundogan
Climate Change Denayer
Manchester United
An Ecumenical Mata
Rojo’s Modern Life
Newcastle United
A Night in Lascelles
You’re in Diamé Now
Southampton
Alfa Romeu
Forster the People
Tottenham
Alderweireld’s a Stage
Red Lloris, Yellow Lloris
Watford
The Britos Empire
Ain’t No Holebas Girl
West Ham United
Diop it Like It’s Hot
Dead Perez
Wolves
Put Dendoncker on it
Salt and Vinagre
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