
There’s no subject more controversial than the Full English. No, not even that.
Pretty much every single element of a cooked breakfast is a matter of debate, from beans or no beans to brown sauce or ketchup.
There are no hard and fast rules when it comes to your choices, of course, but that’s not to say we can’t (or won’t) judge you for your preferences.
We’re asking you to pick your dream breakfast from a variety of options, and once you’ve made your decisions we’ll be able to deduce what kind of person you really are.
It’s all perfectly scientific, if you ignore the fact that it uses absolutely no real science.
Don’t blame us if you don’t get the result you want, though – you need to live and die by your choices.
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