Ah, Halloween. That time of year when you’re forced to come up with hilariously witty costume ideas for parties, but you’re lame and end up ironically going as *yourself*.
And the joy/pure misery of coming up with ideas is only doubled when you decide to go as a pair.
Well, fear not! Twitter has kindly come up with a complete list of bizarre and meme-worthy costume ideas for couples.
Admittedly some may be more conceptual than realistic but hey, what do you want from me? I’m trying my best. Back off!
We’ve picked out the best of the bunch below.
1.Angel and a grapefruit
2.Horny Ted Cruz and his porn viewing habits
3.Jennifer Lawrence in 'Mother!' and her sink
4.Jezza and the future
5.One for all the lads to do together
6.Real Melania and Imposter Melania
7.Scared Trump and an eagle
8.Tyra Banks and Tiffany Richardson from 'America's Next Top Model'
9.Coco Montrese and Alyssa Edwards from 'RuPaul's Drag Race'
10.Harvey Weinstein and a place he'll probably never have to go
11.Kendall Jenner and a can of Pepsi
12.The Hormone Monsters from 'Big Mouth' on Netflix
13.Donna from 'Parks and Rec' and her child (aka her Mercedes)
14.Jason Biggs and a pie
15.Rihanna and a glass of wine
16.George W. Bush and the International Criminal Court
And finally one for the whole family: The Irish clan trying to catch a bat
