In a post-Brexit Britain divided between the 48 and the 52, can anyone really claim to know what it now means to be British?
Yes. We can.
Being British is best summarised by the hit game show University Challenge, hosted by Jeremy Paxman and featuring an eternally spinning carousel of knitted jumpers. Read on to see why.
When Liverpool University went for an actual brick as their mascot
When this young man said the words "hapax legomenon"
Loveday for Labour leader.
And then it made actual headlines
When Oscar Powell pulled the face we all make when pretending we didn't get our mate's text
When persistence paid off
When the national response to someone wearing a leather vest was "uproar"
When this 2 second clip of a man scared of a buzzer summarised basically your entire life
When this young man refused to choose between an afro and a quiff
When this woman unashamedly admitted she is studying "sphincter preservation"
We can really get behind that.
When Harry Actual Potter popped along for a gander
When absolutely no one could recognise the work of Grandmaster Flash
Did we mention Oscar Powell?
When the show fully supported our emo phase
When everyone just sat around in silence rather than admit they didn't know the answer
Aka acted like you do in 98 per cent of all social scenarios.