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This break up text will make you happy you’re not 13 years old


Relationships (and break ups, more so) are complicated.

Full of compromise, tricky decisions, there's potentially quite a bit of heartbreak before you get it right. Emotional, life changing stuff that’s hard enough to deal with as a grown up let alone as a teenager.

Sure, we might all look back fondly on our youthful bouts of romance but never forget the baggage, drama and upsets that were brought along with it. Don’t believe us?

Then let us remind you. Being young is awful.

break up text

Top marks for how quickly the young chap moved on though…



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