Fancy being cleverer, better looking and more confident without actually having to do any work or pay for extensive plastic surgery? Then all you need to do is pop on a black jumper.
In a new survey conducted by an online t-shirt company (who probably have one or two black t-shirts in their stock room) wearing black makes men appear more attractive to 66 per cent of women.
The colour came top in every single positive category, with the public regarding it as serious, reliable and ideal for interviews and first dates.
But it was bad news for people with double-barrelled surnames and the residents of Chelsea because only 5 per cent of those asked thought that intelligent people would wear pink.
Essentially, if you want people to think you’re sexiest and most intelligent person in the room, become a funeral directory.
In case you need some inspiration, here are some super cool, confident men (and Dapper Laughs) wearing black to a tee.