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The Croque Madame Burger

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This Belgian bad boy is going to pack quite a punch.

Created by the twisted geniuses at PornBurger, the Croque Van Damme is inspired by the legendary hardman, taking a standard Croque Madame and beefing it up - literally - with the insertion of two patties.

The full cast list features a Belgian liege waffle, dijon mustard, two smashed patties, applewood smoked Gruyere, country ham, an over easy duck egg and lashings of parmesan bechamel.

Presumably best washed down with a Coors Light, this monster looks like the perfect punchy brunch material. Could you defeat it?

(Image: PornBurger)

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