Last night Liam Gallagher joined Johnny Vaughan in a conversation at Manchester's Etihad stadium for Global's Make Some Noise charity campaign, discussing everything from the growing killer clown craze to the possibilities of Oasis reforming.
Of course, his words were magic - they've gotta be, this is the man that said: "I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, `What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.` And then I brighten up."
So with no analysis, no judgement, no scrutiny, here is just a bunch of hilarious words from one of the greatest frontmen of all time from his absolutely barmy Radio X interview.
On the scary clown craze
"I think they're alright man. I don't mind 'em. I like a clown. Some of them put a lot of effort in."
On his favourite slippers
"I've got Uggs. They're leopard print and they're the best ******* slippers; slippers when you want to get locked out of the door."
On Jose Mourinho (who he also described as a little c***)
On who'd play him in a biopic of his life
On being young and drunk
"I remember being drunk as a 15-year-old. I came in at 11pm, couldn't find the lights so ****** all over his (Noel's) stereo."
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On Oasis getting back together
On the longest he's ever stayed up for
On doing crystal meth
"I enjoyed myself. That **** happened a lot."
On the best frontmen alive (apart from himself, of course)
"Richard Ashcroft is pretty cool and Ian Brown is fantastic. And Shaun Ryder is mega."
On whether he's northern or southern
"I wouldn't say I'm a Manc. I've lived in London 20 years. I'm a universal dream."
On their most rock 'n' roll moments
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