Watch Game of Thrones turn a heavy metal superstar into a White Walker
More make-up than Marilyn Manson's dressing room
Nah, being a rock star's not all it's cracked up to be.
Playing decade-defining anthems to thousands of people every night? Whatever.
Travelling the world with your best mates? Pfffft.
Drinking whiskey for breakfast? GET OVER IT.
Now, if only to prove the fact that being a heavy metal icon must be the most boring thing ever, Scott Ian, the iconic axeman from thrash behemoths Anthrax, has undergone a Game of Thrones makeover and become a White Walker. There he is, up there, clearly not having any fun at all.
Seriously, we don't know why rock stars even bother getting up in the morning.