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UKIP voters think it's fine to have sex with dogs

Not our words, but the (implied) words of YouGov

UKIP voters think it's fine to have sex with dogs

There are a few things we already know about UKIP voters.

One: They think Nigel Farage is a reasonable person to assume a position of genuine authority. They have looked at Nigel Farage and thought “yes: this man, who has failed to become an MP not once or twice but SEVEN TIMES, is a person I would entrust with issues of national importance”.

Two: Loads of them are racist.

Three: They are all, even if they are not literally divorced dads, divorced dads.

Anyway, new polling has turned up a brand new fact about UKIP voters: UKIP voters mostly think it is totally fine to literally fuck a dog.

According to this poll from YouGov, that is.

The poll was a response to a recent news story in which a pensioner was convinced of having sex with a series of dogs, including a St Bernard called Oscar. Most people – people who don’t vote UKIP – do not like the fact that an old woman had sex with a St Bernard called Oscar. Most people would put themselves in the “old women should probably not have sex with St Bernards either called Oscar or any other name” camp.

12% of UKIP voters though – they have no such qualms. Immigration? Bad. The metric system? Bad. Non-British people in British football teams? Extremely bad, guys! Fucking dogs? Fine. Totally fine to fuck a dog, lads. Just go right ahead and fuck that dog.

And people online – though it’s unconfirmed whether or not they voted UKIP – have also taken up arms in...public defence of having sex with dogs? 

Anyway: don’t fuck dogs, bye. 

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