21 lads who need to calm their banter down - before someone gets hurt

"Never let me drink and have a broom"

21 lads who need to calm their banter down - before someone gets hurt

You and your mates, yeah, are quite the lads, aren’t you? We just wouldn’t believe what you lot get up to on a weekend. The bonkers japes, the wacky scraps, the banter, the screeching banter. We just couldn’t handle it – not a night out with the you and the lads, no siree!

But you’re not the only ones – you’re not the only bunch of hell-raising legends out on the razz. There are others all around the world, making banter an art. Throwing banter to the wind. Kicking banter a new one. 

And the subreddit r/MadLads displays examples of exactly that.

It is amazing. I will simply introduce you to some of the absolute best:

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toenails_or_boredom

Not a random bus! What distant, uncharted land could they end up in? Enfield? Holloway? TOTTENHAM HALE?

2.

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wlkngmachine

Wow, I’m impressed – you gave yourself LESS leg-room, but you sure showed the pilot who was boss.

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zane-c

That photo is the complete epitome of a “party”.

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TruckLawford

Yeah, dentist, get rekt. Oh and also, get rekt teeth, too. That’ll show ‘em.

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the-stammer-hammer

Not a whole BOWL! Not one of the things ice cream is meant to be served in! Not about eight scoops! Think of the brain freeze!

6.

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tanew231

Did you hear what fucking happened last weekend? Two girls… did a piggyback.

I explicitly told you not to let them go out together. I told you there would be dire consequences.

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PepeTheMemeFrog

But it’s so scary! Only a complete sociopath would laugh in The Exorcist. That bit where she says “cunting daughter” wouldn’t make anyone laugh unless they were a serial killer!

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NiceLasers

Oh man, he’s holding four bottles of alcohol… in an airport! A rebel through-and-through. Rebels don’t drink vodka, rebels grasp vodka.

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NeonHoe

Actually I think this is genuinely hilarious and I have much respect for this child.

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Gr4b

Spot the difference for a chance to win a date with this man.

11.

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goodboyBill

I’ve never met anyone who’s sung inside a car before. Especially not at 10pm. If I could imagine a wild life, that would be it.

12.

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djn5108

Hahahahaha! indeed. I can’t cope either! Hahahahaha!

What a great lunch.

13.

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Die_Sonne

Nobody can tell this person what they can and can’t do. If they want to boil water in a frying pan, then nothing on earth can stop them. That water is getting boiled, come rain or shine. THEY. WILL. FUCKING. DO. IT.

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Knaj910

Do not mess with the time-honoured reason for a sandwich’s existence. They are for lunch, and that is that. Only a real stunt-performer would eat one as a SNACK. Who are these rogue heathens?

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CharmingHippopotamus

Someone knocked a pillow on the floor.

16.

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Bankbull

Those fingers certainly should be placed on his chin like that, because what he is doing is indeed very naughty, and he should be feeling very whoopsie about it. Such rascals!

17.

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BCD92

Oh god he's not home alone is he? Someone get round there quick before he takes a photo of himself smiling out the corner of his mouth! QUICK BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS!

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ANUS_CAPTAIN

Going to see a U at the cinema AND finishing two small bottles of Pepsi? Sorry, Pepsi MAX? This boy has knocked the planet out of orbit.

And now for the two maddest lads in the history of the world:

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taimoor2

A bath + a man with all his clothes on – water = TOP DRAWER BANTER.

20.

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sega-genocide

“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass. Today I am going to be having a broom.”

And then as a bonus (perhaps it doesn’t fit here), one of my favourite images on the entire internet:

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DeathStarDriveBy.

These rebels would give Han Solo a run for his money. I’m out of breath. Need a lie down.

Might do it in the bath because I’m an aching, aching legend. 

(Images: Reddit)