Jedi Pigeon

We'll call him Qui-Gon Pih-Jinn

Jedi Pigeon

It's a hard life being a pigeon; fighting with your fellow flock for loose baguette crumbs, losing limbs in squabbles and even being poisoned by rock stars.

But this fella is in no danger of being kicked to the kerb. For he knows the ways of the force.

He may look small, he may look like an easy target, but this Jedi pigeon is powerful; come any closer and he'll unleash his lightsaber on you in a battle to the death.

Or at least until you give him a slice of Kingsmill.

Thanks to @penspencilspens

As a Staff Writer at Shortlist, Holly dabbles in a bit of everything. Having started her career as a news reporter, she has since decided to return to the world of the living.