

Italian football champions Juventus recently unveiled an unnervingly slick new crest that looks more like a sportswear brand than a team badge. They’ve called it a symbol
for Juventus’s “way of living” which represents the “future of football”. That’s quite a billing, but the club’s president Andrea Agnelli used to work in marketing for Ferrari, so, well, yeah.
Here’s ShortList’s crack at streamlining and paring down some fusty old Premier League badges for the new, football-transcending dawn.
Arsenal
The thinking: A brand-tribute to Arsène Wenger’s football team/content creation agency. Pass formations may be triangular, but the value proposition is 360 degrees of inclusivity.
Chelsea
The thinking: Chelsea have corporate synergy surging out of every turnstile. Finally, a crest that reflects the team’s mindless commitment to fully-integrated sports-commerce.
Liverpool
The thinking: Conventional wisdom says that when branding a club with 125 years of rich heritage, you should utilise existing iconography. That kind of thinking has no place here.
West Ham United
The thinking: A team with none-more passionate fans. The key to West Ham’s proposition? Authenticity. Let’s harness that energy with a new logo that’ll resonate from Barking to Beijing!
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Everton
The thinking: It’s just a massive, blue ‘E’.
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As Content Director of Shortlist, Marc likes nothing more than to compile endless lists of an evening by candlelight. He started out life as a movie writer for numerous (now defunct) magazines and soon found himself online - editing a gaggle of gadget sites, including TechRadar, Digital Camera World and Tom's Guide UK. At Shortlist you'll find him mostly writing about movies and tech, so no change there then.