Ralph Jones

Ralph Jones is a staff writer for ShortList magazine. In April 2015 he won a seven-foot throne of dildos but he’d rather you didn’t mention it. He performs sketch comedy and is on Twitter at @OhHiRalphJones

Latest Posts

  • 52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 20 1
    Opinion

    52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 20

    This week, a short story

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  • 52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 19
    Opinion

    52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 19

    The Rock is seemingly charging to use his social media to promote films - but is that necessarily a bad thing?

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  • 6 fictional detective pairings that would make great buddies
    Entertainment

    6 fictional detective pairings that would make great buddies

    Author and ex-policeman Luke Delaney assesses our randomised cop duos

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  • Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
    Opinion

    52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 18

    And it's big oral sex news in The Rock Report this week

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  • 52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 17
    Opinion

    52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 17

    It's a bit of a hangover week for The Rock

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  • Dwayne The Rock Johnson
    Entertainment

    52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 16

    The Rock’s had a baby!

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  • We asked a shrink to psychoanalyse these TV bozos 2
    TV

    We asked a shrink to psychoanalyse these TV bozos

    What moulds a human punchline?

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  • 52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 15 1
    Opinion

    52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 15

    This week... we ACTUALLY MEET The Rock

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  • 52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 14
    Opinion

    52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 14

    "How truly unbearable does your behaviour have to become before The Rock lashes out at you on INSTAGRAM?"

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  • 52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 13
    Opinion

    52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 13

    Maybe you and The Rock are not so different, after all

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