
Ralph Jones
Ralph Jones is a freelance writer, journalist and comedy performer. His writing has appeared in the New Yorker, the Guardian, GQ, Vice and the New Statesman, and he has been shortlisted for the Anthony Burgess Prize, a BSME Rising Star Award and a PPA Award.
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Iconic World Cup goals: ranked by a ballet visionary
Dissecting the aesthetic merits of the tournament's most legendary strikes
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Train Delay Playlist: Demetri Martin
How would comedian Demetri Martin occupy himself if his train was delayed?
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 23
This week: obsessives
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We reassessed retro action heroes to see which ones are now problematic
Who is fine, and who is cancelled?
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson: Week 22
This week: a poem
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 21
This week, some succulent Rock beef is going down
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 20
This week, a short story
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 19
The Rock is seemingly charging to use his social media to promote films - but is that necessarily a bad thing?
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6 fictional detective pairings that would make great buddies
Author and ex-policeman Luke Delaney assesses our randomised cop duos
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 18
And it's big oral sex news in The Rock Report this week
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 17
It's a bit of a hangover week for The Rock
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 16
The Rock’s had a baby!
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We asked a shrink to psychoanalyse these TV bozos
What moulds a human punchline?
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 15
This week... we ACTUALLY MEET The Rock
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 14
"How truly unbearable does your behaviour have to become before The Rock lashes out at you on INSTAGRAM?"
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 13
Maybe you and The Rock are not so different, after all
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 12
This week: we have an issue, Dwayne
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How my obsession with spots became a living hell
"I know from hundreds of hours in the mirror that body confidence is a male issue too."
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 11
It's time to appreciate The Rock's impeccable comic timing
By Ralph Jones Published
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A Ricky Gervais tutorial on dealing with Twitter abuse
When you’ve got 13 million followers, where do you start? The comedian explains...
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 10
The Rock's comments section is a fascinating place
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 9
'Baywatch' is cruelly overlooked at the Oscars
By Ralph Jones Published
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 8
President Rock just got real
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52 weeks of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Week 7
In which The Rock valiantly defends his creations
By Ralph Jones Published
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