Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation

We wish this Schwarzenegger commentary to Star Wars: The Force Awakens was real

force awakens.png

Star Wars fans the world over are pretty peeved right now.

Anyone who bagged themselves a £9.99 copy of The Force Awakens on DVD after its release earlier this week will have noticed a distinct lack of additional content. Not cool, Disney.

Only those who forked out an extra fiver for the Blu Ray version will have enjoyed a handful of deleted scenes and the much heralded behind-the-scenes documentary Secrets of the Force Awakens: A Cinematic Journey.

But no-one, for love nor money, was treated to any audio commentaries, from the film’s cast, writers or director, J.J. Abrams.


Arnold Schwarzenegger Watching The Force Awakens (Snapchat: willsasso)

A video posted by Will Sasso (@willsasso) on

Step in comedian Will Sasso, the star of Mad TV and the American version of Shameless, who has recorded his own hilarious audio commentary… in the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

As anyone who follows him on Snapchat, Vine or Instagram will know, Sasso has previous experience in the Arnie impersonation game, but this is surely its best deployment to date.

We just hope that when Episode VIII comes out, he’ll be back.



Force Awakens-themed family portrait beats all other portraits ever


Mark Hamill sends Daisy Ridley a birthday message she won't forget


The first teaser trailer for Star Wars: Rogue One looks epic


John Boyega & Daisy Ridley rapping on the set of Star Wars is brillian


The concept art for The Force Awakens was incredible


Propaganda Star Wars posters are your favourite kind of Star Wars post


Sir Bruce Forsyth has died aged 89

The legendary presenter has died aged 89

by Gary Ogden
18 Aug 2017

The biggest stereotype about men and sex is actually a load of rubbish

We've been wrong this whole time

by Gary Ogden
18 Aug 2017

Discover the words that became cool in the year you were born

Were you born in the year of booty calls or cybersex?

by Emily Reynolds
18 Aug 2017

This German town came up with a genius way of humiliating neo-Nazis

Is this the best possible way to deal with them?

by Alex Finnis
18 Aug 2017

Donald Trump’s lawyer: possibly not racist, definitely not intelligent

Oldest trick in the book

by Tom Victor
17 Aug 2017

The 10 worst cities in the world to live in 2017

To put your first-world problems into perspective

17 Aug 2017

We have some very, very good news about cheese

Cheese lovers, it's our time to shine

by Emily Reynolds
17 Aug 2017

Jurors refuse to work on Martin Shkreli's trial for the best reasons

He is *not* a popular man

by Emily Reynolds
17 Aug 2017

Apparently millennials hate boobs now - but what do we like instead?

These god damn millennials, eh

by Gary Ogden
17 Aug 2017

All the times Donald Trump has failed to condemn far-right extremists

This has gone on for some time

by Tom Victor
16 Aug 2017