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Enjoy the London Underground pun map you never knew you needed


Funnyman Darren Walsh has created one of the best London Underground maps you never knew you wanted: London Pundergound, packed full of hilarious puns and witty one-liners.

Walsh, winner of the ‘Best Joke of the Fringe” award at this year’s Edinburgh festival, has taken the iconic Tube map and filled it with some of the best transportation puns around.

London Punderground by Darren Walsh

Highlights include:

Barking Station

A tourist asked “Could you tell me how to get to the airport via Barking?” So I pointed at the map and woofed.

Kew Gardens

I caught a young man urinating against a tree, I said “Oi, Mind your pees in Kews”.

Heron Quays

Built using a crane


I only ever date one type of wood at a time. I’m a Mahogamist

You can take a look at the full map here, and enjoy more of Darren’s witty stylings over at @DarrenWalshPuns


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