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50 worst movie taglines

Posters to be pitied

First impressions are everything. Just ask all those people who avoided you when you got that weird haircut back in the mid-90s.

So you'd assume that movie marketers would put their all into the making of the poster. Yet, time and time again, we're subjected to the terrifying curse of Photoshop and taglines that have zero respect for logic, sense or our poor brains.

We have 50 of the worst offenders here:

  • The Day of the Dolphin

    The Day of the Dolphin

    "Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the… More details

    The Day of the Dolphin

    The Day of the Dolphin

    "Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States."

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    "When you can live forever, what can you live… More details

    Twilight

    Twilight

    "When you can live forever, what can you live for?"

  • Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear

    "Great things come in bears." More details

    Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear

    "Great things come in bears."

  • I Was A Teenage Werewolf

    I Was A Teenage Werewolf

    "The most amazing motion picture of our time!" More details

    I Was A Teenage Werewolf

    I Was A Teenage Werewolf

    "The most amazing motion picture of our time!"

  • The Tooth Fairy

    The Tooth Fairy

    "You can't handle the tooth." More details

    The Tooth Fairy

    The Tooth Fairy

    "You can't handle the tooth."

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    "The only thing more terrifying than the last 12… More details

    Suspiria

    Suspiria

    "The only thing more terrifying than the last 12 minutes of this film are the final 92"

  • Charlie St. Cloud

    Charlie St. Cloud

    "Life is for living." More details

    Charlie St. Cloud

    Charlie St. Cloud

    "Life is for living."

  • Silent Rage

    Silent Rage

    "Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy… More details

    Silent Rage

    Silent Rage

    "Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy him."

  • Secretariat

    Secretariat

    "The impossible true story" More details

    Secretariat

    Secretariat

    "The impossible true story"

  • The Lift

    The Lift

    "Take the stairs, take the stairs, for God's sake,… More details

    The Lift

    The Lift

    "Take the stairs, take the stairs, for God's sake, take the stairs!!"

  • Ondine

    Ondine

    "The truth is not what you know. It's what you… More details

    Ondine

    Ondine

    "The truth is not what you know. It's what you believe."

  • Halloween: H20

    Halloween: H20

    "This summer, terror won't be taking a vacation" More details

    Halloween: H20

    Halloween: H20

    "This summer, terror won't be taking a vacation"

  • From Paris With Love

    From Paris With Love

    "Two Agents. One City. No Merci." More details

    From Paris With Love

    From Paris With Love

    "Two Agents. One City. No Merci."

  • Cool As Ice

    Cool As Ice

    "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one… More details

    Cool As Ice

    Cool As Ice

    "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add ice."

  • Tourist Trap

    Tourist Trap

    "Every year young people disappear." More details

    Tourist Trap

    Tourist Trap

    "Every year young people disappear."

  • Paycheck

    Paycheck

    "Remember the future." More details

    Paycheck

    Paycheck

    "Remember the future."

  • Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang

    Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang

    "Who's your nanny?" More details

    Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang

    Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang

    "Who's your nanny?"

  • Four Christmasses

    Four Christmasses

    "His father, her mother, his mother and her father all… More details

    Four Christmasses

    Four Christmasses

    "His father, her mother, his mother and her father all in one day."

  • The Flesh Eaters

    The Flesh Eaters

    "The only people who will not be STERILIZED with FEAR… More details

    The Flesh Eaters

    The Flesh Eaters

    "The only people who will not be STERILIZED with FEAR are those among you who are already dead."

  • Marley & Me

    Marley & Me

    "This Christmas, heel the love." More details

    Marley & Me

    Marley & Me

    "This Christmas, heel the love."

  • No Strings Attached

    No Strings Attached

    "Can sex friends stay best friends?" More details

    No Strings Attached

    No Strings Attached

    "Can sex friends stay best friends?"

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    "This time it's personal." More details

    Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    "This time it's personal."

  • The Mutilator

    The Mutilator

    "By Sword. By Pick. By Axe. Bye Bye." More details

    The Mutilator

    The Mutilator

    "By Sword. By Pick. By Axe. Bye Bye."

  • The Green Hornet

    The Green Hornet

    "Breaking the law to protect it." More details

    The Green Hornet

    The Green Hornet

    "Breaking the law to protect it."

  • Crank: High Voltage

    Crank: High Voltage

    "He was dead...but he got better." More details

    Crank: High Voltage

    Crank: High Voltage

    "He was dead...but he got better."

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

    "He puts the teeth in terror." More details

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

    "He puts the teeth in terror."

  • Winter's Bone

    Winter's Bone

    "Talking just causes witnesses." More details

    Winter's Bone

    Winter's Bone

    "Talking just causes witnesses."

  • Urban Legend

    Urban Legend

    "It happened to someone who knows someone you… More details

    Urban Legend

    Urban Legend

    "It happened to someone who knows someone you know...You're next."

  • Sisterhood Of the Traveling Pants

    Sisterhood Of the Traveling…

    "Laugh. Cry. Share the pants." More details

    Sisterhood Of the Traveling Pants

    Sisterhood Of the Traveling Pants

    "Laugh. Cry. Share the pants."

  • Ocean's Twelve

    Ocean's Twelve

    "Twelve is the new eleven." More details

    Ocean's Twelve

    Ocean's Twelve

    "Twelve is the new eleven."

  • Star Trek V

    Star Trek V

    "Why are they putting seatbelts in theaters this… More details

    Star Trek V

    Star Trek V

    "Why are they putting seatbelts in theaters this summer?"

  • Ape

    Ape

    "Not to be confused with King Kong." More details

    Ape

    Ape

    "Not to be confused with King Kong."

  • Die Hard 2

    Die Hard 2

    "Die harder." More details

    Die Hard 2

    Die Hard 2

    "Die harder."

  • Miner's Massacre

    Miner's Massacre

    "They axed for it." More details

    Miner's Massacre

    Miner's Massacre

    "They axed for it."

  • Ghost Ship

    Ghost Ship

    "Sea evil." More details

    Ghost Ship

    Ghost Ship

    "Sea evil."

  • Life Is Hot In Cracktown

    Life Is Hot In Cracktown

    "Be cool. Life is cool. You're so cool in… More details

    Life Is Hot In Cracktown

    Life Is Hot In Cracktown

    "Be cool. Life is cool. You're so cool in cracktown."

  • Jack Frost 2

    Jack Frost 2

    "He's icin' and slicin'." More details

    Jack Frost 2

    Jack Frost 2

    "He's icin' and slicin'."

  • Raw Deal

    Raw Deal

    "The system gives him a raw deal. Nobody gives him a… More details

    Raw Deal

    Raw Deal

    "The system gives him a raw deal. Nobody gives him a raw deal."

  • Motel Hell

    Motel Hell

    '"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer… More details

    Motel Hell

    Motel Hell

    '"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent fritters."'

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    "Everything that has a beginning has an end." More details

    The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    "Everything that has a beginning has an end."

  • Octopussy

    Octopussy

    "Nobody does it better...thirteen times." More details

    Octopussy

    Octopussy

    "Nobody does it better...thirteen times."

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last …

    "The man with the hat is back. And this time he's… More details

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    "The man with the hat is back. And this time he's bringing his dad."

  • Stick It

    Stick It

    "It's not called gym-nice-tics." More details

    Stick It

    Stick It

    "It's not called gym-nice-tics."

  • Running With Scissors

    Running With Scissors

    "Don't disturb them. They already are" More details

    Running With Scissors

    Running With Scissors

    "Don't disturb them. They already are"

  • Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    "Holmes for the holiday." More details

    Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes

    "Holmes for the holiday."

  • Home on the Range

    Home on the Range

    "Bust A Moo." More details

    Home on the Range

    Home on the Range

    "Bust A Moo."

  • Machine Girl

    Machine Girl

    "A girl. A machine gun. A revenge." More details

    Machine Girl

    Machine Girl

    "A girl. A machine gun. A revenge."

  • Circle

    Circle

    "Death is just around the corner." More details

    Circle

    Circle

    "Death is just around the corner."

  • Malone

    Malone

    "Ex-cop. Ex-CIA. Ex-plosive." More details

    Malone

    Malone

    "Ex-cop. Ex-CIA. Ex-plosive."

  • Knowing

    Knowing

    "What happens when the numbers run out?" More details

    Knowing

    Knowing

    "What happens when the numbers run out?"

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