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50 worst movie taglines
Posters to be pitied
First impressions are everything. Just ask all those people who avoided you when you got that weird haircut back in the mid-90s.
So you'd assume that movie marketers would put their all into the making of the poster. Yet, time and time again, we're subjected to the terrifying curse of Photoshop and taglines that have zero respect for logic, sense or our poor brains.
We have 50 of the worst offenders here:
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The Day of the Dolphin
"Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the… More details
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Twilight
"When you can live forever, what can you live… More details
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Yogi Bear
"Great things come in bears." More details
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I Was A Teenage Werewolf
"The most amazing motion picture of our time!" More details
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The Tooth Fairy
"You can't handle the tooth." More details
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Suspiria
"The only thing more terrifying than the last 12… More details
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Charlie St. Cloud
"Life is for living." More details
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Silent Rage
"Science created him. Nor Chuck Norris must destroy… More details
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Secretariat
"The impossible true story" More details
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The Lift
"Take the stairs, take the stairs, for God's sake,… More details
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Ondine
"The truth is not what you know. It's what you… More details
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Halloween: H20
"This summer, terror won't be taking a vacation" More details
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From Paris With Love
"Two Agents. One City. No Merci." More details
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Cool As Ice
"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one… More details
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Tourist Trap
"Every year young people disappear." More details
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Paycheck
"Remember the future." More details
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Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang
"Who's your nanny?" More details
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Four Christmasses
"His father, her mother, his mother and her father all… More details
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The Flesh Eaters
"The only people who will not be STERILIZED with FEAR… More details
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Marley & Me
"This Christmas, heel the love." More details
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No Strings Attached
"Can sex friends stay best friends?" More details
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Jaws: The Revenge
"This time it's personal." More details
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The Mutilator
"By Sword. By Pick. By Axe. Bye Bye." More details
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The Green Hornet
"Breaking the law to protect it." More details
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Crank: High Voltage
"He was dead...but he got better." More details
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
"He puts the teeth in terror." More details
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Winter's Bone
"Talking just causes witnesses." More details
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Urban Legend
"It happened to someone who knows someone you… More details
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Sisterhood Of the Traveling…
"Laugh. Cry. Share the pants." More details
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Ocean's Twelve
"Twelve is the new eleven." More details
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Star Trek V
"Why are they putting seatbelts in theaters this… More details
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Ape
"Not to be confused with King Kong." More details
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Die Hard 2
"Die harder." More details
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Miner's Massacre
"They axed for it." More details
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Ghost Ship
"Sea evil." More details
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Life Is Hot In Cracktown
"Be cool. Life is cool. You're so cool in… More details
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Jack Frost 2
"He's icin' and slicin'." More details
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Raw Deal
"The system gives him a raw deal. Nobody gives him a… More details
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Motel Hell
"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer… More details
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The Matrix Revolutions
"Everything that has a beginning has an end." More details
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Octopussy
"Nobody does it better...thirteen times." More details
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Indiana Jones and the Last …
"The man with the hat is back. And this time he's… More details
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Stick It
"It's not called gym-nice-tics." More details
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Running With Scissors
"Don't disturb them. They already are" More details
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Sherlock Holmes
"Holmes for the holiday." More details
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Home on the Range
"Bust A Moo." More details
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Machine Girl
"A girl. A machine gun. A revenge." More details
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Circle
"Death is just around the corner." More details
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Malone
"Ex-cop. Ex-CIA. Ex-plosive." More details
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Knowing
"What happens when the numbers run out?" More details
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