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While it's normally standard practice to seek advice from parents, teachers, doctors, policemen and fortune tellers, people just don't give enough credit to the fountain of knowledge that is the cinema.
Instructing us on how to see ourselves and the world around us, screenwriters have been acting as unappreciated and extremely helpful friends for years now and we think it's only fair to give them the credit they deserve.
So here are 100 pieces of advice spouted by characters that we should really do some listening to.
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"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're… More details
"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
Tyler Durden
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"Until you start believing in yourself, you ain't… More details
"Until you start believing in yourself, you ain't gonna have a life!"
Rocky Balboa
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"Sometimes you have to bend with the breeze or you… More details
"Sometimes you have to bend with the breeze or you break."
Vin Tanner
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"Named must your fear be before banish it you… More details
"Named must your fear be before banish it you can."
Yoda
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"There are three rules that I live by: never get less… More details
"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body."
Coach Flinstock
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"When you go fishing you can catch a lot of fish, or… More details
"When you go fishing you can catch a lot of fish, or you can catch a big fish. You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to fourteen trout?"
Sean Parker
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"Get busy living or get busy dying" Andy Dufresne More details
"Get busy living or get busy dying"
Andy Dufresne
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"We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we… More details
"We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are."
Leonard Shelby
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"Men fear most what they cannot see." Henri Ducard More details
"Men fear most what they cannot see."
Henri Ducard
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"We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and… More details
"We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why."
William Wallace
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"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish… More details
"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything."
Mr. Miyagi
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"There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know… More details
"There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party."
Trent
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"People should not be afraid of their governments.… More details
"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."
V
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"Funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not… More details
"Funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite."
Chazz Reinhold
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"Real loss is only possible when you love something… More details
"Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself."
Sean Maguire
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"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a… More details
"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball."
Patches O'Houlihan
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time… More details
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
Gandalf
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"The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is… More details
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
Lester Bangs
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"Revenge is not good. Once you're done. Believe… More details
"Revenge is not good. Once you're done. Believe me."
Leon
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"Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family… More details
"Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Don Corleone
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“Life does not stop and start at your… More details
“Life does not stop and start at your convenience.”
Walter Sobchak
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"Sometimes the best way to deliver a punch is to step… More details
"Sometimes the best way to deliver a punch is to step back... But step back too far and you ain't fighting at all."
Scrap
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"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish… More details
"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything."
Marty McFly
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“You ask how to fight an idea. I’ll tell you how. With… More details
“You ask how to fight an idea. I’ll tell you how. With another idea.”
Messala
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"Death is a surprise party. Unless of course you're… More details
"Death is a surprise party. Unless of course you're already dead on the inside."
Jigsaw
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“When you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I… More details
“When you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff."
Tony D'Amato
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"If you lose your head and you give up, then you… More details
"If you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."
Josey Wales
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“Don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel. It leaves a… More details
“Don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind.”
Butch Cassidy
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“You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no… More details
“You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.”
The Cable Guy
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"A gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not… More details
"A gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without one, you'll never be enough with one."
Irv
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“If you’re good at something, never do it for… More details
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
The Joker
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“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest… More details
“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”
Willy Wonka
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"It's hard for something to grow on something that's… More details
"It's hard for something to grow on something that's moving."
RP McMurphy
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“Talent is luck. The important thing in life is… More details
“Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.”
Isaac
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“The more you know who you are and what you want, the… More details
“The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you.”
Bob Harris
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“Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false,… More details
“Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.”
Col. Hans Landa
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“The man who best gets along with women is the man who… More details
“The man who best gets along with women is the man who can get along without them.”
Barney Ross
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“With great power comes great responsibility.” Uncle Ben More details
“With great power comes great responsibility.”
Uncle Ben
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“The dead only know one thing – it is better to be… More details
“The dead only know one thing – it is better to be alive.”
Pvt. Joker
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“If they can't start a meeting without you, well, that's… More details
“If they can't start a meeting without you, well, that's a meeting worth going to, isn't it? And that's the only kind of meeting you should ever concern yourselves with.”
Buddy Ackerman
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“An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world… More details
“An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”
Mahatma Gandhi
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“Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you… More details
“Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.”
Winston Wolfe
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“No matter how much you change, you still got to pay the… More details
“No matter how much you change, you still got to pay the price for the things you’ve done.”
Doug MacRay
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“A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in… More details
“A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.”
Roger Rabbit
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“Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right… More details
“Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy.”
Robert Spritzel
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“Nobody has it coming. That’s why no one sees it… More details
“Nobody has it coming. That’s why no one sees it coming.”
Lou Ford
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"It's better to help people than garden… More details
"It's better to help people than garden gnomes."
Amelie
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“In this day and age a man has to have choices; a man has… More details
“In this day and age a man has to have choices; a man has to have a little bit of variety.”
Mickey Knox
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“It’s huge to finally embrace the life you never… More details
“It’s huge to finally embrace the life you never planned on.”
Ivan Schrank
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“Taking it easy is the first thing a businessman should… More details
“Taking it easy is the first thing a businessman should do.”
Harmonica
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"Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles… More details
"Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements."
Peter Gibbons
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“Experience is not what happens to a man, it’s what a… More details
“Experience is not what happens to a man, it’s what a man does with what happens to him.”
George
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"Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part… More details
"Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem."
John McClane
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“Constantly talking isn't necessarily… More details
“Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.”
Joel Barish
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"-Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should… More details
"-Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself."
Ferris Bueller
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"If someone asks if you are a god, you say,… More details
"If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!""
Winston Zeddemore
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“Love is not a feeling, it's an ability.” Dan Burns More details
“Love is not a feeling, it's an ability.”
Dan Burns
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"Forgiveness liberates the soul, it removes… More details
"Forgiveness liberates the soul, it removes fear."
Nelson Mandela
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“Wherever you run into it, prejudice always obscures the… More details
“Wherever you run into it, prejudice always obscures the truth.”
Juror #8
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“Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they… More details
“Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.”
Edwin Hoover
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“I just happen to think people are better off doing… More details
“I just happen to think people are better off doing something they actually like.”
Frank Wheeler
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“Kids lose everything unless there's someone there to… More details
“Kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them.”
Chris Chambers
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"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of… More details
"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."
Pete
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"You're your problem...and you're also your solution.… More details
"You're your problem...and you're also your solution. "
Megan
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“You don't want to get laid, man. It leads to kissing and… More details
“You don't want to get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to talk to them.”
Danny McGavin
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“Never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away… More details
“Never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.”
Doug Coughlin
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"If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that… More details
"If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way."
Henry Hill
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“The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn’t… More details
“The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn’t ordered to do.”
Walt Kowalski
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“There's enough religion in the world to make men hate… More details
“There's enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not enough to make them love.”
Louis Cyphre
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"The older you get, the more rules they are going to… More details
"The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow"
Wooderson
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“Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you… More details
“Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.”
Van Wilder
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“Failure is never quite so frightening as… More details
“Failure is never quite so frightening as regret.”
Cliff Buxton
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"Never give up and good luck will find… More details
"Never give up and good luck will find you."
Falcor
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“Nobody takes a picture of something they want to… More details
“Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.”
Seymour Parrish
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently… More details
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Man In Black
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“You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your… More details
“You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world. To not know why you’re here.”
Elijah Price
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"A man can convince anyone he's someone else but never… More details
"A man can convince anyone he's someone else but never himself."
Verbal Kint
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"College women can smell ignorance" Joel Goodson More details
"College women can smell ignorance"
Joel Goodson
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"We don't know how far the ripples of our decisions… More details
"We don't know how far the ripples of our decisions go."
Fox
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"Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle,… More details
"Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."
Rex Kramer
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"If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You… More details
"If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man!"
Dewey Finn
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"Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some… More details
"Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
Wayne Campbell
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"Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your… More details
"Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre."
Billy Loomis
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“Sex is the game. Marriage is the penalty.” Andrew Wyke More details
“Sex is the game. Marriage is the penalty.”
Andrew Wyke
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“It’s such a fine line between stupid and… More details
“It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.”
David St. Hubbins
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“Life’s better with company. Everybody needs a… More details
“Life’s better with company. Everybody needs a co-pilot.”
Ryan Bingham
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“Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect… More details
“Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.”
John Bender
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“War is young men dying and old men talking.” Odysseus More details
“War is young men dying and old men talking.”
Odysseus
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“Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights will make… More details
“Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights will make a left.”
Ty Webb
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“If you want to have freedom, you’ve got to go where… More details
“If you want to have freedom, you’ve got to go where the freedom is.”
John Reed
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“It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your… More details
“It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.”
Dumbledore
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"Being an actor's no different than being a rugby… More details
"Being an actor's no different than being a rugby player or construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms which trigger human emotion."
Kirk Lazarus
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"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a… More details
"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
Frank Drebin
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"You never really understand a person until you… More details
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view. ... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it."
Atticus Finch
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“The opportunities of most people are determined by… More details
“The opportunities of most people are determined by forces they do not even see.”
Che Guevara
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“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.” Fast… More details
“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.”
Fast Eddie Felson
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“There are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge… More details
“There are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience. Sometimes it is necessary to take a risk.”
Jeffrey Beaumont
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“The more difficult something is, the more rewarding it… More details
“The more difficult something is, the more rewarding it is in the end.”
Ed Bloom
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“You are what you love not what loves you.” Charlie… More details
“You are what you love not what loves you.”
Charlie Kaufman
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"When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly… More details
"When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you're doing His will."
The Bride
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