Pokémon GO isn't for everyone. We get that.
If you weren't a fan of Red, Blue or Yellow, all this hype is probably going over your head.
But let the Poké-players have their fun, yeah? They're not hurting anyone (other than themselves). Don't be like Logan Paul - the big meany who just pulled an admittedly superb prank on a vast gathering of Pokémon players in Central Park, New York.
For those still confused, Dragonite is a particularly powerful, illusive Pokémon that most players would do anything to catch.
Still don't get it? Okay - it's like he claimed to have found a pot of free money, but there was no money.
The big meany.