So Bobby Brown is convinced that he had sex with a ghost

Bobby Brown is the kind of man that Wikipedia was made for. A walking 'controversy' chapter. The guy’s been through it all – and when we say it all, we mean it all.

Case in point: Bobby Brown banged a ghost.

“I bought this mansion in Georgia. So, this was a really, really spooky place,” He said in a recent interview with American chat show 20/20, speaking to host Robin Roberts. “But yes, one time I woke up and…yeah, a ghost. I was being mounted by a ghost.”

“I wasn’t high,” he added, cutting off Roberts’ inevitable follow-up. “You’ve had quite a life,” she replies, straining to swallow her laughter.

Watch the befuddling video above, and try very hard to flush the mental image from your poor, poor brain.