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Tom Daley and Jessica Ennis-Hill unveil Team GB's new Olympic kit

Stella McCartney's designed some very small pants

Tom Daley and Jessica Ennis-Hill unveil Team GB's new Olympic kit

Remember how great the last Olympics were? When we all discovered Jessica Ennis, Mo Farah, Tom Daley and many other sportspeople who ran against the grain of overpaid prima donnas?

Well guess what? They're back! (The Olympics, not the prima donnas. They never went away.)

We're just 100 days from the start of the 2016 Rio Olympics, and to mark the occasion Team GB have gathered in London to show off their brand new Stella McCartney-designed clobber. The kit has been being worked on for the last two years - and we're sure you'll agree it certainly looks like it. The only accessory it's missing? A few gold medals. 

Here's Team GB's new kit

Here's Team GB's Tom Mitchell, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Tom Daley and Olivia Breen to unveil their new Olympics kit. They are very small pants aren't they?


Team GB

Here's some more of Team GB, including professional wheelchair tennis player Gordon Reid who we can only assume is thinking about what very, very small pants they are. No one look at the pants. Just look DIRECTLY forward. 


Team GB

Here's a picture of Tom Daly panicking because he can't remember if he's wearing his small pants underneath there or not.


Team GB's Cycling Bibshort

Guest designed by Borat. Sexy time. Very nice. 


Team GB's Cycling Jersey

The blurb from Adidas says: "The full front zipper allows for easy, variable temperature regulation." Revolutionary indeed. We'd like to see more clothing adopt this innovation.


Tennis Tank and Skort

It's the understated, subtle branding here that shows you why they had to spend two years working on these designs.


Tennis Climachill Polo

We count a total of four lions here, which is going to mess up the song.


Rugby 1st Jersey

Does Team GB play in red or white? Why choose one!


Stella McCartney and Tom Daley

Here, Tom gestures as he explains exactly how it feels to wear very small pants.