This hilarious mother/daughter texting fight has turned into all-out war

“You are an awful child. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your mother, Elizabeth.”

Ordinarily, a message like that would be cause for alarm. But in the case of 36-year-old Ohio resident Liz Hammett and her dear old mum, it’s just one of many messages that sums up perhaps the cruellest and funniest mother/daughter text war of all time.

First off, let us acquaint ourselves with ‘mom’. Here she is in all here shrieking glory:

Like a military pincer movement, not only does Liz torture the woman that brought her into this world through the medium of video, but also via text message:

Feeling sorry for ‘mom’ aren’t you? Don’t. She gives just as good as she gets.

This can only end badly spectacularly.