

No, it's really not a bad dream we'll be waking up from any time soon: Donald Trump is on the brink of securing the Republican nomination to run President of the United States.
Opinion polls have ranted, commentators have raved, but despite the casual racism, sexism, mocking of the disabled and thinly veiled promises of increased military actions, Trump's nomination is all but fact.
To underline the worrisome progress of the juggernaut that is Trump, The Poke asked its followers to vent their fears in the only way the internet knows how: with Photoshop.
If Trump manages to ruin these films with just so much as a poster appearance, imagine the damage he could do to international relations.
The Final Conflict
An Orange Cock
The Martian
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Twatman Begins
Tit
Donald Darko
Clear and Present Danger
Downfall
Donald's Tiny Scissorhands
Talking Wall
Gone with the Wind
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