The Twitter Index
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Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)
November 29th, 2013
Rising:
What is black friday??
— MustriX™ (@MustafaKamsari) November 29, 2013what is black friday is it a fundraiser for racial equality or ??
— molly (@howdyhowell) November 29, 2013
what is black friday??????????
— elle (@elleonarbanner) November 29, 2013
What is Black Friday
— LADY AUGUSTINA (@thesewildlives) November 29, 2013
What is Black Friday?
— Aimee Dexter (@aimmmeeee) November 29, 2013
what is black friday?
— Sophie (@SophieAHollands) November 29, 2013
Am I missing something what is Black Friday!?
— Becks (@rebeccawould) November 29, 2013
What is Black Friday and why have I never heard of it before
— Connor Harmer (@ConnorHarmer22) November 29, 2013
what is black Friday someone tell me
— S,, (@trashynarry) November 29, 2013
What is black friday tho??
— ❁ (@biebssconda) November 29, 2013Probably a stupid question but what is Black Friday!?
— Chloe Dolby (@Chlo_04) November 29, 2013
November 27th, 2013
Falling:
Anyway, isn't H from Steps dead? Every year the swans appear at his final resting place. Nature is extraordinary. pic.twitter.com/45kbrCY1Gc
— Maïa Dunphy (@MaiaDunphy) November 27, 2013
Oh no, H from Steps has died. pic.twitter.com/TAk0I5oEqY
— ルーク🇯🇵[Luke] (@ComradeMillsy) November 27, 2013
R.I.P. H from Steps pic.twitter.com/joFGsSVJVl
— Josh Connolly (@joshmcfc) July 21, 2013
I thought H from Steps was dead. I saw his gravestone on the way to work the other day #RIPHFROMSTEPS pic.twitter.com/hFa27hvCOT
— Gordon Smart (@gordonsmart) April 8, 2013
Poor H. But I mean genuinely, poor H.
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November 25th, 2013
Rising: @PlaceYourHandsPlace Your Hands
A #placeyourhands update! Last week, the Reef classic sold 209 copies - a 12.6% drop from the week before and the lowest sales for 5 weeks.
— Place Your Hands (@PlaceYourHands) August 19, 2013
A #placeyourhands update! Last week, the Reef classic sold 331 copies - a 31.3% increase from the week before. Err...can anyone explain it?
— Place Your Hands (@PlaceYourHands) September 2, 2013
A #placeyourhands update! Last week, the Reef classic sold 195 copies - a 27% drop from the week before. The band play Manchester tonight!
— Place Your Hands (@PlaceYourHands) November 18, 2013
A #placeyourhands update! Last week, the Reef classic sold 143 copies - a 26.7% drop from the week before & the lowest sales since July '06.
— Place Your Hands (@PlaceYourHands) November 25, 2013
November 22nd, 2013
Rising: Historical Ignorance
"Who is Paul McCartney" is trending. You better BELIEB you're a douchebag if you were one of the people who asked this.
— I Spy A Douchebag (@ISpyADouchebag) February 13, 2012
#ASO to "Who Is Paul McCartney" trending on twitter. maybe the world should end this year
— UWshoutouts (@UWshoutouts) February 13, 2012
who is JFK and is he died?
- Katie Greenwood (@katieegreenwood) November 22, 2013Who is JFK?
- Claudia (@iisyaya_) November 22, 2013Who is Mark Twain by the way??
— freedom (@halfbottlevodka) April 21, 2013
Who is Margaret Thatcher? Don't really follow that politics lol x
— Stefan Ward (@StefanWard) April 8, 2013
Who is Charles Dickens??? He sounds super familiar...well Happy Birthday anyway!#JustWondering :)
— Ray Jordan (@ImSoRavin) February 7, 2012
who is martin luther king? why is he trending ?
— Samer/سامر 🇵🇸 (@WaladShami) August 29, 2013
who is nelson mandela sounds like a type of fruit
- jordi (@miIeysbiew) July 14, 2013November 21th, 2013
Rising: @kurtquote
"Wine lovers are better off at Asda" - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993
— Kurt Cobain Quotes (@kurtquote) November 10, 2013
@kurtquote kurt cobain died in 1994
— Joe Ness (@joe9ness) November 16, 2013
@kurtquote @sanfyezerskiy Kurt Cobain died in 1994.
— Melanie De Vrieze (@mdevrieze) September 11, 2013
@kurtquote Great quote but Cobain died in 1994.
— Bek Hobbes, outlier° (@Greebobek) December 6, 2012
Why does f*cking parody account @kurtquote not know that Kurt Cobain died in 1994 not 1993?
— Jay (@Jay29ers) September 13, 2012
Yesterday I saw a tweet by @kurtquote obv quoting Kurt Cobain, but the profile picture is Alexander Skarsgård?! What's that all about? #twp
— K Appleseed (@littleappleseed) August 24, 2012
"10 SURPRISING SOCIAL MEDIA STATISTICS THAT WILL MAKE YOU RETHINK YOUR SOCIAL STRATEGY" - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993
— Kurt Cobain Quotes (@kurtquote) November 21, 2013
"demonstrable ability to work collaboratively with business stakeholders and colleagues" - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993
— Kurt Cobain Quotes (@kurtquote) October 28, 2013
"kurt cobain died in 1994" - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993
— Kurt Cobain Quotes (@kurtquote) November 17, 2013
"Why is there an account named "Kurt Cobain Quotes" with a picture of Alexander Skarsgard" - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993
— Kurt Cobain Quotes (@kurtquote) November 17, 2013
"April 5th 1994" - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993
— Kurt Cobain Quotes (@kurtquote) July 26, 2013
"1994 dude. Not 1993. Come on." - Kurt Cobain 1967-1993
— Kurt Cobain Quotes (@kurtquote) May 3, 2013
November 19th, 2013
Rising: @TerbilDraems
Nise baech, suney doy.Whats is thise? A mesige in a botle . It saye Looke Behinde Youm.Turn rounde,thosandes Of scoorpoins .Gete inthe botle
— ＴＥＲＢＩＬＤＲＡＥＭＳ (@TerbilDraems) November 15, 2013
A telavison quize.Thers One quesiton lefte,easeypeas.Whats is longr ,tung or bige fingare?Rong ansewr.Looke downe. Fingares longr than Leges
— ＴＥＲＢＩＬＤＲＡＥＭＳ (@TerbilDraems) November 14, 2013
Its is Wensdoy ,1960.Yor at Waxe musuem wit a Doge. Evrey tiem youm looke soemthinge, doge eate it.Man telyu Its tiem to leafe .But yor waxe
— ＴＥＲＢＩＬＤＲＡＥＭＳ (@TerbilDraems) November 5, 2013
Ther a Sok moveing alonge floore.Yor tel it Stope,its not lisen.Get yor gunne.But no Bulets, juste soks.Looke yor feets.No feets, juste Soks
— ＴＥＲＢＩＬＤＲＡＥＭＳ (@TerbilDraems) November 1, 2013
Eigt o'clokc. Stuke inthe Hal of Mirirrs.Noin o 'clokc?Stile stuke.Ten o'clokc ,smosh the wal .Bad ideae.Thats is wher the Crokydoil slepe
— ＴＥＲＢＩＬＤＲＡＥＭＳ (@TerbilDraems) October 30, 2013
November 15th, 2013
Rising: @DaybreakDimwits
Why does @Daybreak say its an hour earlier than it is? X
— Georgia May Foote (@georgiafoote) November 13, 2013
Is it just me or does #daybreak say 08:08am as the time?
— Vikki turland (@vikkiplum1) November 13, 2013
textbook RT @shaunthedaddy: @Daybreak wanna sort your clock out? it's 1 hour slow. Your gonna screw so many people up otherwise
— Good Morning Morons (@GoodMornMorons) November 14, 2013
RT @jakebuggers: Whys daybreak saying the wrong time or is it the right time and every other clock is wrong
— Good Morning Morons (@GoodMornMorons) November 15, 2013
RT @BennWooster: @Daybreak Any danger of you getting your clock time right anytime soon?
— Good Morning Morons (@GoodMornMorons) November 14, 2013
RT @louiseokane: Would @Daybreak please fix it's clock it's confusing me!! I keep thinking I'm in work an hour early!
— Good Morning Morons (@GoodMornMorons) November 14, 2013
@Daybreak it's my mistake. Ha, too early!!
— Christine Strike (@StrikeChristine) November 14, 2013
@DaybreakDimwits @Daybreak I've just realised that someone had left the tv on plus1 #tootiredthismorning #notpayingattention lol
— mark layton (@MarkLaytonBNG05) November 13, 2013
two days in a row RT @adriansmart3: @Daybreak Time wrong two days in a row?#why
— Good Morning Morons (@GoodMornMorons) November 14, 2013
November 14th, 2013
Rising: @YouveBinFramed
Unhealthy teen trapped beneath weight lifting equipment. Pleas for assistance go unheard by camera operator.
— You've Been Framed (@Youvebinframed) September 26, 2013
Startled defecating Badger runs into patio chair.
— You've Been Framed (@Youvebinframed) September 27, 2013
Bat flying around dimly lit caravan, peppered with screaming and bleeps.
— You've Been Framed (@Youvebinframed) September 26, 2013
Sudden appearance of a man from thick fog. Running. Shouting. Pursued. Sudden appearance of a goat. Galloping. Bleating. Pursuing.
— You've Been Framed (@Youvebinframed) September 25, 2013
Collapsing lamp post with screaming man holding on tight at the top.
— You've Been Framed (@Youvebinframed) September 11, 2013
Racing car speeds round corner & flips over. Silence ruined by misplaced canned laughter. We never find out if the driver is okay. £250.
— You've Been Framed (@Youvebinframed) August 28, 2013
Musical montage of teenagers kicking and being kicked set to The Undertones Teenage Kicks.
— You've Been Framed (@Youvebinframed) August 20, 2013