The Twitter Index

Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)

November 1st, 2013

Falling: Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock who's there curly curly who Woops curly woops curly woops everytime i see u

- Pepx Esmayan (@pepx_) November 1, 2013

Knock Knock "Who's there" Porkchop Giniling "Porkchop Giniling who" Porkchop Giniling hold on to that feeling

-Greg Hubo (@greghubo) November 1, 2013

knock knock who's there the nail the nail who? THE NAIL PADILLA ge tulog na ko bye

- aliana (@tomlinsoprada) November 1, 2013

knock knock who's there dandelion dandelion who [katy perry voice] louder DANDELION haha ha ha someone date me

- bianca (@destructstyles) October 31, 2013

Knock knock?? (please say whos there)

- born 4 pizza (@trlshATL) November 1, 2013